Girls always want dessert. Even though they may tell you that they are on a diet or watching their diet, they secretly want dessert. So, in the end, if you are unsure, order that thousand calorie cake and split it. She will be happy, trust me.
:3

Yanderlyne a dit :

Girls always want dessert. Even though they may tell you that they are on a diet or watching their diet, they secretly want dessert. So, in the end, if you are unsure, order that thousand calorie cake and split it. She will be happy, trust me.
:3

what if she's on her period and proceeds to murder you

i don't like dessert that much

I like buying people some stuff like shirts, games whatsoever lmao

Masterflamez a dit :

Yanderlyne a dit :VoirMasquer

Girls always want dessert. Even though they may tell you that they are on a diet or watching their diet, they secretly want dessert. So, in the end, if you are unsure, order that thousand calorie cake and split it. She will be happy, trust me.
:3

what if she's on her period and proceeds to murder you

w h a t. When you're on your period... err- I DONT KNOW!! But sometimes girls want some sweets or so o/ maYbE you're lucky if she doesn't try to murder you and if she wants to... then I suggest u run o.o

Staring at my laptop screen for too long makes me sleepy

I hate everything and everyone

Skullbacsix a dit :

I hate everything and everyone

You don't hate me though <3

Virus_code a dit :

Skullbacsix a dit :VoirMasquer

I hate everything and everyone

You don't hate me though <3

Wasn't meant to be litteral either, I'm saying this cuz of all the sh*t I had in school only today (PE class meltdown, history class double fail, stupid 8th grade bully who pushed me in my locker and so that I kept yelling at him for 5 minutes while he didn't give a f*** and kept laughing...)

It is illegal to molest with a trashcan in Florida
It is illegal to eat Mince pies on Christmas day in Britain (Broken the law so many times)

I feel like my head is big

i use my keyboard to get around the web 90% of the time
i could do without a mouse or a touchpad and still be pretty fast on the internet

The first ever speedcore song is Summer by Sorcerer, made in June 1993 and its tempo is around 360 bpm

The first ever song to reach 1000 bpm is Thousand by Moby, made in July 1993 and holds the Guinness world record for the fastest song since its release

whenever i listen to a song, i can't stay calm and just sit, i have to move my hands or my head

e; whenever someone tells me a joke or shows me a meme, that i've seen, i come off as rude, but i try my best not to rip

When I listen to a song, I walk... Sometimes I run...

And people stare at me...

The smell grass emits after a cut or mow is the smell of distress.

Hammyish a dit :

just tell us some cool fun facts
it could be about yourself if you'd like

This is a fact ^^

At night before I go to bed I have a bad habit of just walking around the house doing nothing.

there are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on this planet