Because mice wanted to be transformers.

Why we have to learn decimals

Because math is stoopid as plants.

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Whereabouts?

nowhereabouts

where u at

at ur girls house

why is russian such a retarded laungage

Becuase it sounds like things

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Is Icefox101 a glaceon?

No, I'm Patrick.

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Calendar is a good object?

Yes, because this thread is dead.

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Why is mayonnaise not an instrument?

Becuase cows leap over the fruits

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Whyz zuz zis zas zo zamy z's?

Because you're sleeping.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

what an old thread
You can know it if you chuck norris.

A dog is lazy, a cat is smart, a bird is ?

Is there really a fire fox trapped in my browser?

Nekotonyy a dit :

Is there really a fire fox trapped in my browser?

No, that's a cow

Psykosauce a dit :

what an old thread
You can know it if you chuck norris.

A dog is lazy, a cat is smart, a bird is ?

fat

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Should I watch Super Why?

Super why to the rescue !

What’s this leisure lounge section for?

To give your lounge leisure, that's what

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Pbthelegend?

Jokes on you, I'm actually Csonewforyou.

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Do airbags save lives?

No. It suffocates people

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Is ninten a chinese bootleg (ripoff) of ness?

*Ninten stares at your comment while being triggered*

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Why did Icefox101 ask me a question about Ninten?

Because yes.

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Why Perinaldo exists?
perinaldo= peridot x ronaldo (Steven Universe)

Because the Real Madrid members needed a replacement for Ronaldo.

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Why is it rocket science?