take it. it will love makin freinds with my pet anvil god
I offer a floating purple attack pikachu. thats it.

leave it pikachus are overrated

i offer you a geodude but it has no arms. nor does it has eyes or a mouth...
(it's just this rock i found)

take it. i can throw it at people

i offer a reshiram. its pink.

Take it, I tell my friends that it is a special reshiram.

I offer a Keldeo, but it will never fight in grass.

Take it. Keldeo is a mystical Poke'mon, right?
I offer a Pikachu, but she can't use any Electric-types moves.
There are genders for a reason!

take it. :D at least its cute :3
I offer an level 99. turtwig but itll never evolve :o

Take it, It will be my soul partner.

I offer a Magikarp, but it will never evolve.

good. i can throw it at a wall. i love throwing magikarps at a wall.

i offer a zekrom, but it is made of burritos.

Take it x)

I offer a ultra rare Shiny non-resetable Victini but it hates you so much all it could do is sleep around.

Take it, I can draw on it's face. :D

I offer a geodude, but it might be a rock with drawings on it.

ive been offered rocks/geodudes/real geodudes and thrown all at a wall. why cant i resist dis one?

I offer an Mew who can't learn all the moves and the only one it can learn is Growl

leave it

i offer Machamp but he's a stereotypic gay person and doesn't want to harm anyone he just loves and loves and ... SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

please dont ruin the game, boob

i offer a geodude. its been thrown at a wall. twice.

Leave it.

I offer a Mewtwo, but it hates you.

Take it I prefer to lock it up.

I offer you a Pikachu but it loves killing.

Take it. all my pikachus are insane, shiny, mon sters, emotoinal monsters, or horrifiying recreations of gold from lost silver, exept with pokemon. if its shiny, ILL KEEP IT*sics pikachu on neighbor* *records screams of horror*

i offer a beutiful shiny gardevoir, devoid of all problems, and madly in love with you. but it's a dude.

Nahh, I deleted my pokemon game.

I offer a Crustle!

I guess thats it.

Whats a Crustle? Leave it.


I offer a rotom, but it eats a TON! (and you cant throw it at walls, I'm looking at you,Missingo.)

Cptfluffy a dit :

Whats a Crustle? Leave it.

Crustle is a Poke'mon introduced in Generation 5. You're not there?
Leave it, I have my TV Rotom.
I offer a Sunkern. Period.