cuz i was bored

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why did u just force me to kneel on rocks ?

because am i your religion lol

why did you just hug me?

cuz i was about to freeze

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why did u just lick my knee ?

because did it smell like strawberry



why did you just bite me?

cuz u turned me into a zombie

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why did u just break my leg ?

because you deserve it, stonks :D


because you just ran out screaming "I LOVE MANIACO!"

u misunderstood what i said, i was yelling "THERES A MANIAC CHASING ME, CALL 911!"

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why did u just bite my mouth ?

bcs i wanted to kiss you but i thought it was better to bite lmao


why did you just hug me

i was tryna turn u into a non-aggressive person

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why did u just slap me in the face ?

Because you like it

Why did you just run away from me?

Because i dont wanna sit with a banana avatar



Why did you just kicked me???

i was aiming for valentina


why did you run away from my dog? he is a pinscher!

i swear i didnt mean to!!

why did you just bite my hand?!

bcs did you run away from my dog ​​then i was going to bite you on the hand for being so naive

why did you just call me

to throw a bread in ur face

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why did u just call me the female of dog ?

bcs do you throw buns at me


why did you just steal me??

cuz im good at stealing people...

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why did u just kiss me ?

bcs you approached and i fall

why did you just hug me?

i didnt ! it was laiba not me

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why did u just kiss my knee ?

Because I like to kiss girl's knees

Why did you just insult your parents?