Sorry I needed to finish typing my essay for Friday

WTF you stole my ballet shoes!!!!!

Well you can have them back I don't want them...

WTF you stole my knife!!!!

that's because I had to stab somebody *hides body*

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WTF YOU STOLE MY LAMP

I have plenty

WTF U STOLE MY SISTER/BROTHER

Oh god I was really cold forgive me


Wtf you stole my mom

ok she's sexy

WTF you stole my phone

Im sorry, I needed to call someone

WTF YOU STOLE MY HOUSE!

You didn't pay your bills.

WTF! YOU STOLE MY CLOTHES!

umm.. please enough of that..

Uh where is ur wtf? Well going pack to #589 cuz I wanted to represent the song Nobody Home

WTF! YOU STOLE MY PHONE!!!!!!!

I'M SORRY I NEEDED A FRIEND

WTF U STOLE MY WIFI

Sorry I need some wifi to play all my favourite games!

WTF! U STOLE ASRIEL DREEMURR FROM THE MONSTERLAND OR WHAT EVER U CALL IT LOL

uh... wat?


WTF you stole my Jarate! Now i cant throw piss at enemies! Dont you DARE turn it into Mad MIlk, it corrupts the beauty of the almighty piss jar.

Im sorry.. but It just happened

WTF you stole my ChAiR

I need somewhere to sit ;-;

WTF you stole my homestuck comics!!!

Oh, gross. You can have this garbage back.

WTF you stole my identity and credit card information!

I stole it because why not? I always need money :DD

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WTF you stole my plush toy!!!

I was cold 3:
WTF you stole my pet cat!