399 (egg)

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Why does no one use [ hr ] anymore?

because it causes solar eclipse

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Definition of cat?

Tac

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Do you have poptarts?

wut is this


why ppl wears ugly things ?

Because chicken

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FrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrogFrog?

WrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrong!

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When will I get a taco?

After the inauguration.

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Can you find the key?

yea its inside my body

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A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15-degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.

No

What is 9+10

19

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michelle is misaki????

How do you despactio dab in baldi's basics at 3 am to get freddy from five nights at freddy's to call me at 3 am so I can fight sans from undertale in fortnite to get free robux?

Hiss at your phone.

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Tomatoes or cucumbers?

Potato and banana.

What is the universe made out of, dust or blood?

we will probably never been here

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Why ?

Not.

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When was 1888?

After 1887.

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Can fortnite /mort irl?

(: .ti fo snaf hcum oot ,epoN

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?uoy oD

no u

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Is my mom gay?

No

Did you?

Yes,

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What's wrong with being confident?