Confidence is not in my dictionary

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Huh?

Huh.

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Why am I here?

You came to me.

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Can you edit your post?

sure, tap your name then tap "edit"

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im lesbiam?

As many as chickens that crossed the road.

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Why did the cross chicken the road?

To get to the moon!

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Who are you?

A noun

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Is going outside big gay

yeah, just look at kaoru seta, everytime she goes outside all of the girls around her are fainting

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wanna make the world smile with me?

Not that I know of.

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Sandwich sandwich sandwich?

sandwich :weary:

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sandwich sandwich sand witch

:a what a fucke?!

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Iss YGS cpming ot every Fiday?

Pwning of noobs.

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Red or green?

Apples.

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Is Newt Scammander a Hufflepuff?

What the fuck is a Hufflepuff

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Is there any swearing on your Christian Minecraft server?

Yes.

Is it real or not?

No, but they are.

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Am I supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGGHHHHTTTTT?!

You are supposed to fill light souls with dark! You'll get fired if you'll mix the souls up again!

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Why are there rotten oranges?

They're cookies.

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Should I inhale memes or inject them?

Puke them instead.

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Why is the submit button blue?

Because red is camp (whatever that means)
It should be mauve.

What is what is what is what is?