i eat JAYDKSNSMS, i love pizza

wwyd if i take your hand

i would slap u with the same hand lmaoo

---

wwyd if i threw myself at u ?

laugh

wwyd if i kiss your mom

laugh alot

---

wwyd if my mom kissed your mom ?

laugh and cry lol


wwyd if i kiss your dog

scream so my would would panic and then bite your mouth

---

wwyd if i threw my dog in your face ?

kidnap him


wwyd if i hold your face affectionately

stare u while i think to myself "oh no hes gonna slap me and ruin my face"

---

wwyd if i was about to kiss u and then i bit your tongue and ran away ?

would scream and run after you with a stick

wwyd if i break your leg and run away? YOU CANT RUN LOL

scream and call 911 cuz im sure they would find u

---

wwyd if u were my dad ?

take care?


wwyd if i throw you a roach

literally freak out with u

---

wwyd if u lived in canada ?

cry with happiness


wwyd if you are diagnosed with cancer?

Drink bleach and fry in the sun

---

What would u do if I threw a used baby wipe to ur head?

I would be disgusted hehe


wwyd if i eat your hand

sad cuz i wouldnt be able to slap u anymore

---

wwyd if lana del rey was in front of u ?

I would cry and hug her


wwyd if your favorite singer kisses you?

i would kiss them back

---

wwyd if lana del rey slapped u hard in the face ?

cry


Wwyd if your mom tried to kill you

pretend that she doesnt exist anymore and never talked to her again

---

wwyd if literally everyone hated u ?