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it is? i wouldnt have known. http://prntscr.com/c0su9u |
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O h . That's creepy. :^( ![]() Dernière modification le 1470177600000 |
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yes btw the souls would be owned by resh because of how many times i shoved cannons up his ass :^) |
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My souls was shoved in o.o |
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I'll use it. ![]() |
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Ok, Whatever xD ![]() |
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Uhm..Give me your channel...sure. A boy breaks on old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.” |
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Lol I guess I JUST LIKE TO EAT CHEESE. I MICE I GET TO MICE HOLE. STUPID SHAMAN IS A TROLL. SO MANY MEAN MICE. THE COMMUNITY OF TFM IS TERRIBLE. BUT THE GAME IS AMAZING. WHAT AM I EVEN TYPING. I HAVE NO IDEA. DID I JUST MAKE UP A SONG? YEAH, I THINK I DID. |
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totally buy your album https://youtu.be/mWRsgZuwf_8 |
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nice ;p - http://atelier801.com/profile?pr=Mukasasha |
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i relate Sans: “okay, since Tori and Asgore had a human child before, uh, mind telling us about what kind of human Frisk is?” Asgore: “uh… Well I never really considered asking, I mean, it’s really hard to tell when they are young, it’s the same as with boss monsters, until their body shape changes or their horns grow or they get a beard, it’s really hard to know. Without our old Royal Scientist we wouldn’t have even known that Asriel was a male at his age. I did some research in the Royal library and found a book with pictures of humans in it, and apparently the males also have do have horns that grow as they get older, and the females only have a little nub, but humans only have one horn, and it’s in a really weird place and they do strange- Alphys: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING THOSE!” *blushes* “uh… I mean, as the Royal Scientist, I uh, did an in-interview with Frisk…and uh… They expressed interest in me. I-I-I mean they believed I had an interest in them, but…” Undyne: (pounds table with fist) “I knew that human couldn’t be trusted! They hit on me with my own energy spear when I offered them a drink in my own home, but now this? Has this human hit on all the girls down here?” Papyrus: “DO NOT WORRY UNDYNE, THE HUMAN WAS MERELY HEARTBROKEN AND DESPERATE AFTER I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ACCIDENTALLY DREW THEM INTO A DEEP PASSIONATE LOVE, I SUGGESTED THEY SHARE THEIR LOVE WITH OTHERS, OBVIOUSLY THEY LISTENED TO MY GREAT ADVICE!” Sans: “ah… That explains that look they gave me when they took me out to dinner. ” Papyrus:“SANS! YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU DATED THE HUMAN! HOW DID IT GO?” (Flashback to Frisk huddled in the fetal position on a chair crying after Sans’ “you’d be dead where you stand” speech) Sans: “they had a good time.” Alphys: “wait, who else did they flirt with?” (Mettaton raises his hand) (Aaron raises a muscular hand) (Muffet raises three hands) (Tsunderplane raises a wing flap) (Napstablook raises a hand halfway and then stops) Alphys: “Is-is that everyone?” (Moldsmal wiggles sexily and Moldbygg shivers at the memory) Undyne: “even the gelatin?…” Toriel: “Alphys, the child also…. The child flirted with me…. But they also asked to call me mom….” (Everyone gasps) (Asgore spits out his tea and slams his trident into the ground) (San’s left eye begins to glow blue) (Papyrus’s jaw bone falls off) Toriel: “let us not get angry, we do not want to hurt them, perhaps this is normal for humans, perhaps my sweet little Chara was more….unusual… For a human than we thought… We never got a chance to learn more about humans before because SOMEBODY kept having them killed. Still though, their name is strange, who names their child Frisk? That’s almost as bad as naming your child the combination of you and your wife’s first names. ” (Asgore cries) Alphys: “I tried to do the whole trick with showing them several bathrooms with different signs in my lab, but they didn’t pick any of them, just muttered something about an elevator breaking last time and left saying they planned to just water the flowers… Whatever that means. I don’t even know how bathrooms work” (Sound of Flowey screaming profanities is heard echoing faintly in the background) Mettaton: “Alphys darling, is what Frisk aligns with really our business? We don’t know how comfortable they are in their body, maybe they just need to visit me and get a makeover so they can feel and look like the star they really are.” Papyrus: “WOWIE METTATON, THAT WAS VERY SWEET AND DEEP OF YOU TO SAY- Mettaton: "plus humans boost the ratings and viewers so much” Papyrus: “OH…” Toriel: “when I showed them their room they had a wardrobe of Chara’s old clothes to wear, and other humans clothes, but Frisk never changed out of that striped shirt they fell down here in. I looked at the clothes they brought back, a red ribbon, a pink leather glove, a tutu, ballet shoes, a stained apron….” Alphys: “so they wear girl clothing?” Toriel: “…. A manly bandanna, a cowboy hat, an old bandage, glasses, a locket, and an enchanted chest plate armor with runes written on pieces of cardboard glued to it…” Undyne: “what’s the point of this? Who cares what the human wears as long as they can still fight well in it? Maybe humans don’t even have a sex or gender when they are this young.” Asgore: “Undyne is right, whether or not the human has a huge horn (Alphys begins to hyperventilate) does not matter. They are just a child. Perhaps we should just let Frisk be an innocent child unlike Chara, they are the future of Humans and Monsters, we should appreciate their love and listen to their advice, perhaps this flirting is simply how humans show affection. They are just a child- (Frisk walks in) Frisk: "you guys were gonna have a group orgy without me?!” (Toriel faints) Fin. |
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Under tale related paragraph copy paste Ash198, 2h, 16m, +2 • [Ash198] i'm crashing again and again [Slimgym] ARE U KIDDING ME @Sherr321> [tr] [Sherr321] hello [Slimgym] U RETARDED #!@$ < [Sherr321] hi [Slimgym] ./ban osiemkotw> [tr] [Sherr321] how are youYour demand has been taken into consideration. < [Sherr321] i'm good and you ? [Slimgym] nooba > [tr] [Sherr321] im good thanks Cheeeeeese *-* (95.91s) [Slimgym] %#!@ [Jewelsgift] sorry lag.. Thanks to Osiemkotw, we gathered 12 cheese! • [Frostynox] WowHadyelbrens just connected. No cheese for you! ^_^ ~ That Sham was playing properly I did ./ban osiemkotw for no reason RIP me -------------------- Slimgym, 2h, 19m, (-1 0 +1) SHE FUCKING FAVO IN A RACE -------------------- Ash198, 2h, 18m, +2 Oh i see i didn't see that i'm sorry -------------------- Slimgym, 2h, 17m, (-1 0 +1) lul u dont need to be --------------------- Ash198, 2h, 14m, +2 ok __________________ EN cafe |
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0 h 0 k a y Asgore’s great great great great grandfather: “My family has always been filled with hope, we always dream of a better future…. We have been mocked as "dreamers”….. But I think that is just what we monsters need, my family shall rule this land by our new name…Dreemurr!……uh my wife has just informed me that is an anagram for Murderer, so let’s scratch that and…oh you already engraved it into the rock? Ah well, I’m sure no one will notice an anagram…“ Asgore’s great great great grandfather: "We need a new banner for our family as royalty…. There must be change in our future! We will use this rune from the Greek humans, they call it Delta and it stands for change, but it looks like a monster soul too… So our new kingdom of monsters shall be known as the monster kingdom, united under the delta rune!” Asgore’s great great grandfather: “Our royal heritage must be recognized, we are not the same as other species of monsters,we are strong, we are in charge…. We are like the bosses of all monsters…. We are Boss Monsters!” Asgore’s great grandfather: “This ability we have… To summon fire and control it with magic… This power must be passed down, the art of ‘fire magic ’”. Asgore’s grandfather: “My Queen…Jaegarth….We have produced a heir at last….no no my dear, the naming ritual must be upheld, or my name isn’t Asmodeim Dreemurr! I shall protect our heir by forming an elite army of guardians dedicated to serving the royal family. Let’s call them the Royal Guard. It will be made of our most fearsome dragons….oh okay, we can let those dogs in so our heir can play with them, it’s not like anything is going to happen to all the dragons, there’s no way that dogs would get to the front line of the Royal Guard my dear.” Asgarth Dreemurr, Father of Asgore: “My son… The humans have struck us without warning, this is an assassination….my soul is weakening, it is too late for me… You must lead our kingdom of Monsters… You must spread my final words, my declaration of the start of the War of Humans and Monsters!” Asgore Dreemurr: “This shall be known as Home. Okay now it’s Old Home because we left, this place we were snowed in is called Snowdin, this place with the waterfall is called Waterfall, this hot land is Hotlands, and this new home will be called New Home. It took me a fortnight but that should help you with your history records, Gerson.” Asriel Dreemurr: “This is the super villain I came up with in my comic! He is the Ultimate God of Hyperdeath!…. Cause he kills stuff… With his attack called Hypergoner….. Why are you laughing, Chara?” Asriel in the vessel of a golden flower: “Howdy, I’m Flowey the flower!” Asgore Dreemurr: “hey Tori… We are the only boss monsters left…perhaps we should set aside the past, and for the future of monsters we could have an Asriel II”? *SLAP* |
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Oh god. ![]() |
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Why? Quilavaii |
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Huh? http://192.168.1.5/showControl |
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Ok http://youtu.be/a5abgDBQHPk |
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reasons to like nsp this is gr8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ |