lmao cuz i was very high

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why did u just throw yourself on me ?

I dont know
Why drink my hot tea

ew it wasnt me cuz i hate hot drinks

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why did u just slap my forehead ?

Because its so big



Why did you just slap me?

cuz u love to be slapped by me

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why did u just bite my knee ?

Because I love the taste of your knee


Why did you kissed my pillow

I like pillow
Why kiss my cat ?

for real my knee tastes very good

i tried to bite your cat's ears

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why did u just compliment me ?

you have nice clothes
Why robbery my cash ?

thanks ;)

cuz i like to rob people's cash

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why did u just sentence me to life in prison ?

Because you thought of microwaving your parents, that's a very sick thought

Why did you just set your pants on fire?

yea i agree its a sick thought but living by myself would be so cool...

cuz i dont wanna wear pants anymore so ill only be wearing shorts and skirts

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why did u just talk to me ?

Because I want to kidnap you

Why did you just cry?

cuz u squeezed my cheeks so hard that they are bleeding and very swollen

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why did u just eat a watch ?

Because it is a very expensive watch

Why did you just give me your hand?

to slap u

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why did u just open ur mouth ?

To lick you =)

Why did you just sit on the floor?

cuz im tired

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why did u just slap urself ?

Just wanted to make sure I wasn't in a dream.

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Why did you throw yourself out the window?

Because I wanted to throw someone out of the window but I can't throw my sister so I threw myself

Why did you just squat?