sure, i can make you a ness coffee!



can i eat the cloud?

why not?of course,you can!

Are you alive?

no, i am dead in an alive body



am i in my house

No. You can only drink sun.

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Do you ever get tired of being random?

I'm Satan!

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How can I buy a question mark.

By asking for one get it cuz u need a question mark for that...


If you dyed an orange red does that make it a red or an apple?

A purple.

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Where's my supersuit????

In the CAAC, so jump in it.

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Is this a stupid question?

no, it's a StOoPid answer

what's a panda

its some kind of dog idk


whats a llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

It's a fnfnnsfsnfnodsinfesofnglkdmdglsdbhasdh.

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Why can't I seem to get these damn red star rings in Sonic Forces?

Because New Years.

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Bob has 5 apples. Bob didn't do anything to them. How many apples do Bob have?

He would have 0 because some weirdo took it from him, but Bob doesn't care, so he doesn't chase after him

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Why are these frog so fat?

They're not fat, mortal, they are BIG CHUNGUS

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Does is you does not isn't online?

Unonlinen't.

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Considering that in 2017, Mart ate 7 billion apples... is he human now?

No, he is an apple that commits cannibalism

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Is this a dead forum?

do maps suck?

No they swallow.

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Who is "God" ?

God is someone that helps you

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How to get prestige in forum?