cuz i feel comfy when i squat

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why did u just send me a letter

No one really writes letters anymore, so I thought, "Hey, why not write one for old time's sake?"

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Why did you just stick a plastic hairclip into the lock? (The hairclip snapped off and is now stuck in the keyhole.)

cuz i wanna get stuck in the room so nobody will annoy me

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why did u just pull my hair ?

I like to hurt you

Why did you just close your eyes?

cuz u are in front of me

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why did u just gift me something pricey ?

I love you

Why did you just hit me

Because you didn't go to alkhuttab

Why did you just hit me?.

cuz u called me a padder

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why did u just touch my cheek ?

Because you hit me vigoursly for calling you a padder

Why did you just stole my iphone 15 pro?.

cuz i like to steal expensive things, im gonna sell it later

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why did u just call 911 ?

You stole my iphone 15


Why did you just give me your number?.

i lied its my friends' number, not mine ;)

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why did u just touch my forehead ?

I didn't that's was my twin

Why did you just stole 12 bucks?.

cuz i like to steal money

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why did u just slap me in the face ?

because i hate everyone

why did you just show up in a halloween costume? its january!

cuz i like to dress like a witch once a month

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why did u just try to run over me ?

I was texting someone and got distracted

Why did you pet my dog

To grump you up

Why did you just step on my feet?.

cuz u hurt me

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why did u just caress my head ?

Because it didn't get my attention

Why did you just did it?.