laugh

kiss asuna

fight you with my mouse-cat powers!

I have water :^

throws rock

Finally

Run and call the police

Pepper spray

laugh

Run because I don't want to fight it
this thread has been dead for 9 months, oops

stab this bitch

Call the police

Poison it

wonder how the fuck words are gonna kill me

Throw a flip flop or whatever I have in my hands at the time at it and run

Get a weapon