gibe da S U C C

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why are people gay?

They're not gay, they're
[insert n-word here]

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do i really have to give you my body pillows?

I do not know, what are body pillows?

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How often do you eat with a knife?

I eat with a fork if that counts

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is there a way to raise my report card grades?

No, but there is a way to increase your report card rarity.

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Do you puke rainbows?

Well, my puke is every color except green, so...

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Is this the Krusty Krab?

No, this is 911, what's your emergency?

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If you open up a spoiler, does that make you spoiled?

No, it makes your eggs spoiled


Ive been bitten by a turtle vvhen i vvas a young lad. Can i still drink orange juice?

No, you can only eat and drink green stuff now

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Why do I have to get the green book and open it to page 62?

Because, ultimately, the number 62 is actually a replica of number 42.

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Bethdacat a dit :

[insert n-word here]

Will Pewdiepie Gloria Borger report this news to himself Pewdiepie and call it an oopsie?

Zoosmell Pooplord.

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How many liters are in a liter?

probably about 43


Do pewdiepie's subscribers represent the size of his brain?

is the earth flat or round? ( i can believed i asked this question i hate myself even more now )

cant*

Skullbacsix a dit :

probably about 43


Do pewdiepie's subscribers represent the size of his brain?

felix: am i a joke to you

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how do you imagine an anti-vaxxer mom?

with your mind.

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what is up ladies and gentlemen

the ceiling

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

no. it is football ball.

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JOHNNY JOHNNY

No mama

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Since when was Fortnite a thing?