Cuz it was bound to happen


Why did you just build a table?

Because i was bored

Why did you just hit the wall?.

i was high and didnt notice the wall

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why did u just break my mirror ?

Wasn't expensive

Why did you just left the place?.

cuz i saw u there

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why did u just steal my knee-high boots ?

To sell it

Why did you just purchase her knee-high boots?.

To suffocate her with her own boots

Why did you just touch grass?

cuz its cool to touch grass '-'

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why did u just grab my arm ?

Because your arms are thin and cute

Why did you just bang your head against the wall?

cuz my brain isnt working properly

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why did u just take a pic of me ?

Because I like the way you dress

Why did you just look up?

I 'm a little OCD.

Why did you get Stitches?

I got mauled by a bear lol



Wdyj jump from 3 meters?

cuz i thought i could fly but now i know that i cant

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why did u just give me a molotov cocktail

Because you have Adidas shoes.

Why are you studying science?

ew i would never cuz i hate science

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why did u just log into tfm ?