No, cuz he is a hamburger.

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Why the sky is blue?

for the same reason that the trees are green

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why are the roses red?

bcz i painted them with red

why is jojo fabulous?

She probably ate some sparkles and glitter.

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How many toes does a starfish have??

None, becuase Joe at them all

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Why can't I think of anything clever for this question?

Because you're a gorgonops, raptors are the clever girls, silly.

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Why do the french "hon hon hon"?

They don't, but they "Baguette Baguette Baguette"

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Is the animal, Melopsittacus undulatus, cool???

No, they are freeze

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Why T-series has more subs than Pewdiepie?

T-series threatened to hunt down Pewdiepie if he didn't let them surpass him, so he didn't really have a choice

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Why hasn't Shamousey eaten the bread sticks yet???? (I know it's been a long time but still....)

Because sha make room #shamousey with anything possible

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Why people put baby food in the alchool aisle?

Because babies are funnier drunk than fed.

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Why is the sky blue and not pink?

because it drank sanitary alcohol

why do insects exist?

So I can post a picture of this wasp with a nasty stinger :)

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Why does that wasp have a nasty stinger??

Because it's sadistic and likes to see us suffer.

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How can I cook a simple meal?

Grab ice. Throw it on a frying pan.

Boom, fried water.

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How do I make my dad stop bebv!v vx!vating my hvHbcf on the keyb)xc

Remove head = keyboard remains safe.
Apply keyboard to head = much less physical effort
Burn down house = everyone loves a bonfire.

Just make sure you don't come across any "charred suprises" and if you do... you didn't get this idea from here.

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Why does my cat hate me having a phonecall?

Because he/she knows that you secretly work for the cia and he/she is scared that you might find out that they know your secret and will torture them or something.

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Why is this dog so poofy?

Because doggo kawaii

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Why is someone dressed like a Banana outside your doorstep?

They wanted me to play piano while naked.

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How can I instantly fall asleep?

SPUITD NOT IN MY SITE!