The person above didn't ask a question nor answer the first one so i'm just gonna ignore it
By pressing alt and f4

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Why don't we have a Rattata fur in TFM yet? Is it because it's name starts with "rat"?

Because rats not mouse

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A train leaves the station heading west at 34 MPH, and another train leaves a station heading east at 25 MPH. a car heads north towards the train tracks at 65 MPH, and a man is walking southeast at 1 MPH while holding a glass of chocolate milk, which is spoiling at a rate of 10,000 bacteria reproductions per minute. A bird flies by going southeast at 25 MPH and poops at a 15-degree angle with a force of 5 MPH. A gust of wind approaches from the west blowing at 286 MPH and a giant watermelon explodes from the northeast with the force of 15 tons of TNT, casting large sections of delicious fruity goodness several thousand feet. Given all of this information, calculate the probability that pigs will mutate and gain not only wings but the ability to think intelligently and the chance that they will plot to hunt me down and eat my sandwich.

12000000000000000/1

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If a weaboo scolds someone for not liking anime, is Jeff's real name Bob?

No, it has to be LordMinion777.

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How am I still alive?

Because you don't eat cat!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!1!!! How can I fly?

Step 1: Jump off a building
Step: 2: Hope for the best



Is water wet?

No just tried it and all I heard it say was "not today I have a headache".

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Why is my window shouting at me?

OhH nO, YoUr hOuSe Is hAuNtEd!!!!

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How 2 wall jump in Transformice?????

Slam into the wall.

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Correct way of eating cereal?

This image will show you how ;)

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Oh noes my computer not work??

Just use your phone like you did for this reply lol

How dare fortnite still live???

Fortnite bad Minecraft Good

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WHY AR THIS QUESTION BAD GRAMMAR!?!?!!!?!!1!!?!?

Idk ask that one leisure lounge troll Litl_Billie

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why were spoons invented?

To help you swim in salty oceans.

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How can you improve someone else?

By throwing rice at them and sing mexican folklore while occasionally screaming at them in russian.

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Why is the floor cold?

I dOn't knOw, aSk the flOor



a stupid question

Deserves no answer.

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Why am I feeling cold?

because you're not feeling warm

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which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The bacterium at the ocean floor

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Why is there a line in (almost) every post?

Because it looks cool

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Why have I been coughing a lot recently?