It's your lungs doing jumping jacks but they seem to suck at it.

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Why does a door open sideways intead of upwards?

Because you've been taking LSD

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No, ur mom gay

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Is Eggman beautiful?

Ya he is my husband

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Where should me and Eggman go for our honeymoon?

To Eggmanland obviously, that's his favorite place

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You had all seven Chaos Emeralds... and you threw them away?

I asked for Skittles. THESE WERE NOT SKITTLES.

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What does a pigeon do upon encountering a mathmatical enigma?

Error 404 not found

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Is Discord Discord or is Discord Discord from Discord?

No, Discord Discord is from DDIISSCCOORRDD

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If curly fries and waffle fries are called that way because they look like that,
Why are French fries not called straight fries?

Because French fries are gay

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Why is Sonic so spiky?

Because he's a porcupine.

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Why is Wario such a thiccc boi

Cause he's one thicc bih, let me see that Wariossy

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Woah?

Yeah. Yes Yes Yes Hiii

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Back to fries, if French fries can't be called straight because they are gay,
Why am I getting Kry Changed Bang on the street?

Uhh, idk, call 800-588-2300 EMPIRE today

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wHY wONt my TomOdAchi MiiS haVE bAbIeS noW??!??!??!/!!??!!

BECausE ThEy NEEd To bE LevEL 20 FIRsT

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How come this has been mainly been two people talking?

Because the cake is a lie.

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Why is the cake a lie?

Because donut is the truth.

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Oh no!! The great goblin samurai has stolen the dreamrod.
How are we gonna defeat him now?

Quick! Set up a bunch of trap cards everywhere! What I mean by "a bunch", I mean approximately 20,000,000,000 trap cards scattered across the world!!!!!

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What is the definition of what is the definition of what is the definition of what is the definition of (repeating)

*Boops on Ice's head to turn off snoozefunction and goes back to sleep*

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Are kamikaze pigeons a thing?

In my dreams, yes.
There's also kamikaze mice.

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Is Movie Sonic cursed, blessed, or blursed?

None of the above, it's blesured.

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How come the floor doesn't crack?