One day Jack fell on the floor. Jack died.

A long time ago in a far away place
lived many mice, who had a race
they ran to see which one was first
and sadly, bengalstar was the worst
so she jumped off a cliff and forever they knew
she didn't fall off a cliff, she flew :3

do i win
e: *off

Bengalstar a dit :

A long time ago in a far away place
lived many mice, who had a race
they ran to see which one was first
and sadly, bengalstar was the worst
so she jumped off a cliff and forever they knew
she didn't fall off a cliff, she flew :3

do i win
e: *off

you won for sure

Once upon a time, there was a boy who died.
The End.

One day a John shot his friend. He got life.

Dee end

lol these are great

Laprasy a dit :

Once there was an ugly barnacle...
and he was SO UGLY...
that everyone died.
The End. c:

LMAO

Me: Hello peoplez :3
Random person: *******
Me: Your face
Random person: You suck
Me: So does your face
Random person: My face doesn't suck
Me: Really? Let me see
Random Person: Alright it sucks *runs*

The end

A love song about 2 people living together and a zombie apocalypse.
Name: Got Me Too

"I was walking, on another snowy day,
and then I saw a guy my way,
I walked up, being too shy to talk,
he had a wheelchair, so I knew he couldn't walk,
BUT NOW, I realised, through his looks,
I loved him, when I found out he cooks,
We were so similar...
I knew he would feel so hurt... so,

Were together now, we have a house,
we realise that we were meant, on my shoulder he leant...

oh but one night, you looked through the window, seeing green faces, watching on us,
we tried running, but they got hold of you, took them into the bus...

We were together then, we had a house,
we were meant, on my shoulder you leant,

I couldn't take it, I found some arrows, I shot at some, trying to be safe,
but I could tell, looking down a well, that I was unsafe,
I closed my eyes, thinking by surprise, you would be next to me,
but when I tried, when I opened my eyes, you were not what I could see,
but you were up, with green skin, staring into my eyes,
you look up at me, and I know what to do, I walk closer, feeling so scared, but then I go and arise...

You got me too, you turned me into one,
we had to run and hide, when we saw the rising sun,
but I said in my grumbly voice,
I had no other choice...

Were together now, we have a house,
we were meant, on my shoulder you leant,
you learnt to walk, you ran and talked,
all because you *music slows down*

...got me too."

Do you like it? I hope you did, this took alot of time to think of.

a really terrible poem i wrote when i was 7:

there once was a hoglet,
and i put her in my rocket,
I sent her to the moon,
and she came back in a zoom.

just thinking about that makes me cringe >.< :o i thought of another one i made when i was 7 C:

there was a fox who had babies,
but unfortunatly they all had rabies,
she took them to a doctor,
called Mr. Poctor,
he gave them some medicine,
and after they felt incredecine.

now i think about it, they're absolutely terrible. But I thought I was a pro poet when I wrote them LOL.

the begend.. *begining and end. so clever. in between every one went cannabalistic and killed every one. i is a dark person

roses are red
viloets are red
my computer is red
HOLY CRAB MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE.

Man: Roses are red, violets are bl-
Woman: SHUT UP!

me: I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM

Woman:*Stuff an ice-cream ant my mouth*

me:WHAT THE FUCK LADY

Woman:Shut up

Me:no way lady u shut up

me:*Put a tape at her mouth*

Woman:*crying*

me:YEA SERVE U RIGHT *Danceing*

The END

There was once a piece of cheese named Bob
Bob: I never want to be eaten 0.0
Me: But you look so yummy ;;
Bob: BUT I TASTE HORRIBLE
Me: I DON'T CARE I WANT TO EAT YOU I'M HUNGRY *stuffs in mouth*
Bob inside meh stomach (muffled): I will get revenge!!!!! Hey.....is this cottancandy? >.<
The End (or is it?)

This is bob <:) he got a haircut :) he <3 it he loved it so much he killed himself />----DX

I had to write a poem for my class, so... HERE:
---
And He Goes to Point Blank

Alex is only a teenager with a spy rank,
Just returning home from a mission;
And he goes to Point Blank.

Alex doesn't want to go, but his heart sank,
As he heard it as an urgent commission;
Alex is only a teenager with a spy rank.

As he climbed into the 'copter, Smithers came and Alex went away without thanks,
And Mrs.Stellenbosch talked about the Marais, and Alex listened without cognition;
And he goes to Point Blank.

Arriving at Point Blank,
Alex stepped down from the helicopter looking around in suspicion;
Alex is only a teenager with a spy rank.

He meets James Sprintz- his father owns a bank,
Alex thinks that the rest of the boys went through a some kind of transition;
And he goes to Point Blank.

After escaping Point Blank,
Alex faces his clone with a weapon filled with ammunition;
Alex is a teenager with a spy rank,
And he goes to Point Blank.
---
Yay. It's horrible, dang it >:L

Roses are black
Violets are yellow
I am severely color blind

-yeah, that's the best I got

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnicle. The ugly barnicle was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.

I have a heart that's broken and dull
So heavy it hurts my skull
I try to fix it but it still lays dead
Forever dragging me down with my head
I can't seem to fix it, no matter what or how
All I know is that I need to fix it now
inb4 I turn to dust
After all my sin is lust
So here I am with a broken heart
The one thing that has torn me apart


dun dun dun this has been random poems by bengalstar