I punched a tree

I was on top of a very high building and i jumped down and landed on the street and got hit by a car, not kidding. I meanz it

Wet Dream. :P

I was ridin on a pegasus(pretty sure it was princess celestia) and it was running through all the places ive ever seen or heard of. Like it ran threw narnia then my old neighborhoods park

sonic the headghog was my best friend and i killed him o_e

My pet bird, was eating chicken noodle soup O_e

I have a recurring nightmare in which I'm strapped to a chair and forcefully spoonfed Activia yogurt by Jamie Lee Curtis.

I did go in a forest with a few friends and saw giant red eyes in a black cave , a big wind came and we hide under a fallen tree and then we died by the evil red eyes thing +.+

i got to date my fav celebrity crush

i was playing transformice then a rolling card i culdn't read it then the computer turned off,i had to turn it on again but i found magic monopoly.i just needed 3 more players so we could play,suddenly a running banana came into my room and said:IM A BANANA LOOK AT ME MOVE! GOTCHA-) then he flys away the window.i go outside and buyed some apples :3
and then the store became a dragon world /).(\

and i got a dragon named samba

we travled to a zombie land and a sign wrote:"WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS" then i gasps OMG LAS VEGAS? and a flyinng zombie horse flyed over us and said:NAYGHHHHHHHHHRRRRRHHHHHH
and we flyed me and samba away,and we found another world named unicorns -.- wrote on sign:"MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!".we didn't knew why because its a unicorn world :/
flyed away again right back to zombie world .-.
i had a diamond-golded(half diamond and the other half gold) sword,we killed the flying zombie horse.
and came back to my house,i find out my dog (a german shepherd) wasn't there his name was rookie
and a crush came on elictronics. came bck to unicorn world to know what is the clue for the sign,i found a unicorn said:"The world is just a dream and you will forget cause you are a NOOB".
i hit the unicorn with sword 51 times and then samba ate it(the unicorn).
i found the bnana his suit was broken and he has a human skin(his back),and then a black frog with yellow mouth and rainbow tongoue lookink at my,like a ghost with red eyes loooking at me e.e
the window in the zombie lland has a code it was:"ZOO-04-FKDS")
i searched for the code on playstation (network came again) and came a map for call of duty II
and i entred the code and it was NUKETOWN2025 map,i said YAY!! and the other day i was camping with samba,i found a hat there was a cat over it that looked like my dog rookie,i saw a gazele starred and said mindar....MINDAR......MMMMIIIIIINNNDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!
i said:Mindar???
gazele:mindar is my son,he float with the banana (the magic banana with human skin)
i came searching for the banana guy,i found him on the floor and he had no clothes o-o
I bring my gun and shoooted his heart and i was looking for mindar the gazele's son.END because mom woke me up `e.e .

I was at school and after the anousments said we had to go to an assembly and the teacher who was standing up turned into a transformice mouse and after the hole school turned into transformice mouses and I became one also and after what I only knew I was in transformice and WE WERE REAL TRANSFORMICE (like turned into mice)
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Most weirdest dream ever :O

Jupiter, the Sun, Mars and Venus comes to Earth O.O

I dunno I usually forget most of my dreams when I wake up

uhhh

There was this dream when I was like five

the room my dad always hung out in

the chair

it ate him. :I

It like swallowed him under the cushion

I didn't go back in that room for a few days...

I had a dream of getting a phone call that there was no school. I woke up and told my mom so she doesn't wake me up again. Someone breaks in and shoots me.

A giant Hello Kitty chased after me and proceeded to claw at me with those boob arms they have. Somehow it got to me and then ate me very violently. :)
This is why I hate Hello Kitty.

Satash a dit :

A giant Hello Kitty chased after me and proceeded to claw at me with those boob arms they have. Somehow it got to me and then ate me very violently. :)
This is why I hate Hello Kitty.

boob arms #lol

Um.. Was part of some private school, i didn't know anything or anybody, ran around hiding from people, next thing i know, right around the corner random ass shady people came in and started murding people with machine guns.
out of eveyone killed though, i was meerly invisable to them.
There was blood everywhere, explosions left and right, almost like a terrorist attack. Although it somehow excited me.. and then i was alone, untill someone stopped and suggested i'd help or be left there for the police to wonder if i commited a mass murder.

Cuteforpanda a dit :

I was at school and after the anousments said we had to go to an assembly and the teacher who was standing up turned into a transformice mouse and after the hole school turned into transformice mouses and I became one also and after what I only knew I was in transformice and WE WERE REAL TRANSFORMICE (like turned into mice)
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Most weirdest dream ever :O

you might need to stop playing tfm for a while.
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My weirdest dream..
Uh
this is pg-13 forum I can't tell it here

Once i had a dream in 2nd grade where i went to school wearing only tidy whites or however ur supposed to spell it