you got drunk last night and screamed that they where monsters.......
Hey dude do you know why the dog is in the toilet?

Well he wanted to drink but he ended up peeing! :D

Hey dude do you know why the banana is in the toilet?

My bad! I forgot to flush :o

Hey dude do you know why the Lolokizka is in the toilet? :x

i need to poop!

Hey dude do you know why the beer is in the toilet?

I think I accidently flushed her in there...

Hey dude do you know why the toilet paper is in the toilet? I need it so badly!

I guess I used a tad bit too much.

Hey dude do you know why my cat is in the toilet? <:[

It was thirsty.

Hey dude do you know why Arceus is in the toilet?
( Arceus from pokemon )

yea cause the jem of life is in there

Hey dude do you no why my T.V is in the toilet

Yes. I tried to insert a that tv in there to see a movie in the bathroom.


Hey dude, do you know why the refridgerator is in the toliet?

Cause I felt like putting it in there, GOD.
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Hey dude, Do you know why the video games and our movies are in the toilet?
(I'M POINTING AT YOU. >:C)

you got high last night and screamed die evil being from hell ....
Hey dude do you know why the pokemon games are in the toilet?

yesterday you said you were to old for them

Hey dude, Do you know why the sky is in the toliet

Because it's a kid's drawing, but it was too ugly so they threw it away.

Hey dude. do you know why the fish is in the toilet? It's still alive!

flush it!!!!!!


hey dude my is my pokemon is in the toilet

Is because is a water type.

Hey dude do you know why the shotgun is in the toilet?
(I'M POINTING AT YOU! D:<)

It's in the toilet for me to kill you.
Hey dude do you know why you are in the toilet?

Because i was doing your mom.
Hey dude do you know why cows dont lay eggs?

because they arent laying them
hey dude do u know why i hate my best friend?

Because you forgot to flush the toilet.

Hey dude, do you know why your dog is in the toilet?

Because I do not like dogs.
Im more of a ...cat person...

Hey dude, do you know why there is a snake in your toilet?