Because it's a cheeseburger!

Hey dad, why are you raping the car?

cos im a nigga
hey dad why are you barfing in the car?

coz im ill

hay dad why are you burning in the car?

cause i'm ghost rider

Hey dad, why are you eating the car?

Because it tastes good Nom Nom Nom!!!!

Hey dad why are you stabbing the car?

oh its the car i thought it was u


hey dad why are you doing harlm shake with 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009 people in the car?

Peashaman a dit :

Because it tastes good Nom Nom Nom!!!!

Hey dad why are you stabbing the car?

Because it's all jacked up!

Hey dad why are you humping in the car?

I'm trying to fix it.

Hey dad, why are you spreading jam all over the car?

Because it looks like bread

Hey dad, why are you jumping on the car?

Funrules a dit :

Because it looks like bread

Hey dad, why are you jumping on the car?

Because, i like to.
Hey dad, why are you pouring lava on the car?

Because I want it look hot xD

Dad why are you humping the CAR??? O.O

hey dad, why are you drinking in the car

Roosi a dit :

Because I want it look hot xD

Dad why are you humping the CAR??? O.O

I already said humping the car. But I'll still answer.

I'm humping the car because it's your mom!

Hey dad, why are you in the car?

I'm sitting there thinking about my life why I married your mother...

Hey dad why are you peeing on the car???

Because your mother pooped on it.

Hey dad, why did you kill the oreos, nutella, and cookies?

Skylamouse a dit :

I'm sitting there thinking about my life why I married your mother...

Hey dad why are you peeing on the car???

Because i want tooooo

Hey dad! Why are you fucking the car?

Kittywing a dit :

Because i want tooooo

Hey dad! Why are you fucking the car?

Because i'm sick of your mother, shhhhhhh don't tell her!

Hey dad, why are you eating my pie in the car :'(

Because it's delicious.

Hey dad, why are you stealing mom's credit cars and driving away in the car?

Because she stole my c.c first and i needed to buy a shot gun to kill her for doing that.

(Ignoring Ikorra)

@Fuzzykeldeo

Because I lost my job but I want to buy some cookies!

Hey dad, why are you stabbing the car with people's heads?