Step on it ! :D

HELPPP! There's a mexican plumber in my house! What should I do?

steal its plumin thing and hit em 2,000,000 times in a row to unlock the ultamite comba acheivment
HELP!theres a hungry hippo in mah house!wut dafuq should i dah?

Mack nloude nosis it scares them,
HELP! THERES A CUTE TO CUTE BUUNNY IN MYEH HUSE AND ITS STARING T ME AND SUBHOS NEXT TO IT O.O

PET IT OR GIVE IT CARROTS xD

HELPZ! THERE'S THEDINOMOUSE'S SLENDERMAN THERE HELP!

Hit it till it shrieks then kick its dick :)

HELP THERES A TURD IN MY HOUSE 8OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELP! THERE'S SADLELIGHT RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

here have pepperspray. Spray strangers and people you don't like with it :]

HELP OMG THERE ARE BUNNIES MAKING COOKIES IN MY HOUSE!!! omg chu so cute YES CHU R

keep them at pets.

Help! There's a devil dog (devil+dog) in my house!What should i do?!?

get the angle dog

help herobrines in my house what sould i do

Ask notch for help (Creator of game is notch)

Help!!! There is a raper in my house.What should i DO.

You sing with he and kill.

Help! There is a potato in my house!. What shoul I do?

shoot it

help thers a cookie runing in the house wat should i do

call scooby doo
there is a stickman guy running in my house wat should i do

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! help! there is a pedo in my house what should I do?

say hi to it.
HELP! THERE'S AN APPLE IN MY HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO? I HAVE NO TOOTH!!

Eat it whole.

HELP! THERE'S A BUNCH OF VIDEO GAMES RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

Play them.

HELP! THERE'S A NYAN CAT IN THE HOUSE! What should I do?

Nayan with it! HELP! THERES A CAT IN MY HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO?

pet it.

HELP SLENDERMAN IS IN MY HOUSE! DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GIVE HIM A SNACK?!