because i need to protect u

dad why are you eating my cat?how could you? that cat was my best friend??????? -cries-

We were runnign low on food, daughter.

Dad, where do babies come from?

umm that i would rather not tell u

dad why do u have blue hair?

I dyed it.

Dad, why are you so quiet today?

i lost my voice

dad why are you eating grass?

MOO.

Dad, why did you divorce?

Your mother thinks I play video games too much.

Dad, why are you bringing a tiger into our house?

because i found it in the yard and did not want to leave it out all alone

dad why did you throw up on me?

I was sick of you.

Dad, why are feathers in our house?

a chicken snock into the house while i was at work and left millions of feathers behind

dad why is the house flodded with mud?

There was a mudslide. EVERYONE TAKE A BUCKET AND A SHOVEL!

Dad, why is the baby on fire?

IT WASN'T ME!

Dad, why are you bringing Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Smile Dog and Herobrine into our world? o.o

So we can turn them into nice people
Dad why are you falling from a tree

i climed up the tree and fell down by mistake

dad why is my butt on fire?

Because I put fire on the toilet.

Dad, why are you eating Kyubey? :(

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

we are out of food and i did not eat anything i would of have died so i ate kurby

dad why did you eat my sister?

Catsloveraj a dit :

we are out of food and i did not eat anything i would of have died so i ate kurby

dad why did you eat my sister?

(Its not kurby its Kyubey...)

I ate your sister because she stole my bananas

Dad why are you having sex with your dad? .-.

Cuteprettypi a dit :

(Its not kurby its Kyubey...)

I ate your sister because she stole my bananas

Dad why are you having sex with your dad? .-.

oh sorry i guest i did not read that clear


i did not he started doing it to me ans he would not stop

dad why did you kiss spongebob?

Because I luv him xD

Dad why are you sleeping?

Because having kids does that to you, my daughter.

Dad, why are you hitting the wall?