Clawedwaraj a dit :

I'm coughing and i have a stuffy/runny nose.

Same...
Today I went back home from school earlier because of that T^T

where was this when i need it

I AM SO SICK IM DED

i had CLBM today

i had to hold it in for half an hour inside a fast moving car
my god i thought my anal sphincter would rip open like childbirth and explode with gallons of chocolate milkshakes

Unicorm a dit :

i had CLBM today

i had to hold it in for half an hour inside a fast moving car
my god i thought my anal sphincter would rip open like childbirth and explode with gallons of chocolate milkshakes

that's how mpreg happens

what the hell is clbm though

Satash a dit :

that's how mpreg happens

what the hell is clbm though

constipated loose bowel movement
i made it up

it's like lbm but it refuses to move along
like it just stays inside your intestines and gives you pain
when i left the toilet after over 20 minutes of trying to get it out, i thought it was over

oh how wrong i was
when it was finally time for the motherlode to exit 5 hours later, i was in a car stuck in bumper to bumper traffic moving an inch a second

Unicorm a dit :

constipated loose bowel movement
i made it up

it's like lbm but it refuses to move along
like it just stays inside your intestines and gives you pain
when i left the toilet after over 20 minutes of trying to get it out, i thought it was over

oh how wrong i was
when it was finally time for the motherlode to exit 5 hours later, i was in a car stuck in bumper to bumper traffic moving an inch a second

jesus christ

hey friends please help me with my (most likely) strep throat, some virus that the doctors don't know, canker sore on my tongue, and not being able to eat/drink
because im ded

I have a blocked ear from swimming and I will probaby get a cold since I have a running nose now :(

runny stomach oo that poop stinks bad

Nothing atm.

Letsgodman a dit :

runny stomach oo that poop stinks bad

i have the same problem right now :v

Heartache

l
And I don't *Yay* xD V

I don't get ill, but when I do, it's likely i'd end up in hospital o.o

Hummingbeat a dit :

i have the same problem right now :v

Who doesn't .-. ^ O gawd..

I don't have any sicknesses at the moment, but one of my family members does so they might take me down with them :/

e-e have fun with that.... I have to go swimming tomorrow (club) With runny stomache ;n;

runny nose,alomst everyday

Mintyblue a dit :

Heartache

l
And I don't *Yay* xD V

I don't get ill, but when I do, it's likely i'd end up in hospital o.o

Same here.

allergiez

I have a very runny nose now and I keep sneezing. I must hav gotten sick AGAIN. I cant wait to be more ill so my parents keep me away from schol :D

RASH! :(

cold/sore throat and my sister has ring worm