Pull their hair and say Naughty Naughty! (If they're bald I'm screwed 0.0)

Invite them to have some tea, flip the table over, beat them up, once they faint, Tell my sister to teach me kickboxing. And then give them a cookie and tell them its time to go home
if they dont go home kickboxing is now in my hand
if they still dont go home
then i ask them to sleepover, then i wake up and annoy them to death and then place a cookie over the dead body.

talk about pokemon,portal 2,and minecraft stuff and see if he gets borad and walks away

I know why they would suddenly be there... a dance off!!!!1!!!!1

I would and it some chocolate.
And then PUNCH IT IN THE FACE IF IT DOESN'T LIKE CHOCOLATE.

in tfm id walk away after 'punching' tailtong


in irl. walk away

kick them in the balls or if armed disarmed them and knock im out

i'd scream FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH while headbutting their butt or
shouting FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH while kicking their private parts C:

Kittycattfm a dit :

Flutterstare.

This

Drink tea

And Flutterstare then If their not scared emm

STABE THEM!

kick him in the nuts and run

Eat him

Merely walk away, unless it's that stalker at my school, then i'll run o_o

If he/she ever does these stuff:
Rape: shout at him GTFO and then kick his balls
Stare: Give him cookies until he goes away
Stalk: Take a knife and if lucky, directly hit him in the face.

I will walk around the enemy.

Punch him while he is explaining his "devious" plan to me.

TIME TO BATTLE *epic music plays in the background* throws out Charmander

I'd get out a knife and then stab him in the heart and walk off like nothing happened with a bloody knife in my pocket. .3.

kill my enemy with a bazooka o3o

Tell the enemy if they like pirates?