Rosuuri a dit :

what the hell do condoms even look like
i am so ashamed hold on

like a "boys thingey"
and i played with a penis enlarger.

Jessive a dit :

like a "boys thingey"

yes I know but like
and I just looked it up I was right I knew how they looked like ok

Rosuuri a dit :

yes I know but like
and I just looked it up I was right I knew how they looked like ok

Google image?

Jessive a dit :

Google image?

ofc

I took my pants off in 3rd grade '-' idk which day
it was so embarrseing

walked into somthing right infront of me i see it there i know its there i walk into it anyway like idiot

i slaped my cuzin

i thought it was pajama day

Getting strangled by a 5 year old on a school bus and came out crying.. e.e

got bullied by a kid a grade below me


Getting called little girl today by my teacher (im short)

Hmm this story is funny:

I was really little, about 6 years old when my little sister was born. A few time after she was born, my mom bought a huge packet of diapers. I put 5 diapers on my butt and then put my pants on then chewed on another diaper and smashing it. They were comfy and soft and I liked it also because i looked like a sumo.
Then I hide rest of the diapers under my pillows, covers, sheets, into my closet, toy box and under the sofa.
When my little sister needed a diaper change, my mom looked for the diapers just to find the box was empty. She asked me where I put them and I just blamed it on my older brother and mom believed me and punish him MWAHAHAHA
Then my brother beat the crap outtta me.

THE END

I ran into a balcony door, what was made of glass and i ran through it.. It broke and i was all over covered with blood...
I have many scars now..

I remember stealing this one guy's toy gun and running around like crazy...
Not even sure if it was part of my memories though.

I was in my classroom and i like scaring people for fun, so i kinda crouched by the door because i though some kids in my class would come in, and i got ready to scare them (playfully), and the person who came through the door was a teacher xD

I was eating tomato soup with a friend and he told a joke and I laughed, thus, the soup just sprayed out of my mouth all over him.

Cloudcrystal a dit :

Falling for a dumb fraises trick and losing my awesome acc crystalrockz i had so much stuff i had to start all over .-.!

You know you could of went to the contact page or contact a mod -.-

So in school there was this project about making a commercial with a group of 5 about the Silk Road (for some reason, Idk why, we already learned this), and my friends somewhat forced me to become the camel in the commercial. But I had no idea what kind of noises camels made, and nobody in my group told me, so when it was my turn to talk—in my camel costume—the day of the presentation, I freaking said something along the lines of "camel camel moo moo" and people keep bringing the event back up.

It's sad, like, I'm doing my work in class, person next to me suddenly goes like, "Moo."

Lovangpeaces a dit :

got bullied by a kid a grade below me


Getting called little girl today by my teacher (im short)

what is the dumbest thing YOU have ever done?

that's not a dumb thing YOU did.

Left school at 13

farted in front of my crush when it was silence...