because u were made to be tiny..

why cant i get an avatar??

Because forums are glitchy.

Why is my avatar changing and changing when I come on and off of it? First its my old pic.
Then my new pic. :3

Because your new avatar is being tired and wants to be replaced sometimes.

Why can't I have an S letter in my name?

Because you took it too far.

Why cant I eat a table?

you can!
why am i so cool?

Because you, are the world. *-*
Why can't I draw good? ;_;

BECAUSE U DONT HAVE YOU DAMN HANDS ON

why cant i do a fart?

Because it's impolite.

Why can't I live.

You're already dead.

Why won't you let me watch SkydoesMC? MY LIFE IS RUINED!

Because Minecraft Sucks.

Why can't I die

because if you do you die forever no respawn like tfm open your mind

Why Can't i play tfm 24/7?

Because it's impossible.

Why can't I fly like nyan cat?

Because you are not a poptart farting out rainbows

why can't I see my friend?

Cause I killed them.
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Why can't I marry Eyeless Jack? (EJ)

because hes not real

why cant i use the dang 3ds???

cuz you have no hands.

why cant i eat cookies

Cause you don't have any cookies.
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Why can't I just have some fun already!?

cause fun dont like you

why cant i get a girlfriend

Becasue you're too selfish.

Why can't I get rid of boredom?

Because boredom loves you.

Why can't i get a 3ds? ;-;