I CALL THE POLICE

BOB IS GOING TO EAT FORKS HELP -SOB-

I break the forks

BOB IS CRYING SAVE HIM

i make his tears ice :D

Bob is going to smoke pot save him!!

I freeze him so he won't move
Bob is frozen save him XD

I set the a house on fire to make the who city burn so the ice melts.

OH NOES!!!! HES ON FIRE :C !!! SAVE HIM!!!!

*does waterbending*

Oh no bob is drowning! save him!

-swims to where Bob is and drags him up to land, doing CPR-

OH NOES BOB IS RUNNING TOWARDS A CLIFF, SAVE HIM!

*trips bob*
OH NO BOB TRIPPED OFF THE CLIFF! SAVE HIM! D:

[kill's him to end his pain]

OH NO BOB IS DEAD AND WE DONT KNOW WHAT MISCHEIF HE GETS INTO IN HEAVEN

Revive him by magic :3

Oh no bob is dizzy

*feeds him cake to get rid of dizziness*

oh no bob is choking on cake

Does that thing you do to saves choking people

Oh no bob's running into a fire

-throws a unicorn to smach bob down and magically heal him-

Bob is commiting suicide!

NOO BOB PUT THAT KNIFE AWAY
OR PILLS
WHATEVER

holy shit bob is... FALLING OFF A CLIFF OMEFIONRGT

ANSWER:LET BOB DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignoring... ._.

I get a parachute and grab him right before he hits the ground.

Holy shit, Bob is on a rollercoaster, and he's getting motion sickness!

OH NO!!!GET A PAPER BAG THERES NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO..........-walks away quietly-

NOOOOOO!!!!BOB FELL OFF THE ROLLOER COASTER!!!!!

OH SHIT! -grabs Bob- Oh shit, I dropped him!

BOB HAS A CONCUSSION, HELP HIM!

I MAKE HIIM EAT BRAAAINS LIKE A ZOMBIE SO THAT HE CAN GET WELL (i didnt really know what CONCUSSION meant to i looked it up and didnt really tell me ._. it has to do with BRAAINZ...)


OH HALL NAW! BOB! IS HAVING A SPAZM ATTACK!

I take him to the doctor and see what they do about it.

BOB IS UNCONSCIOUS NOW, HELP HIM!