I don't want that creepy doll!
I'm selling a koala that is active and will be annoying for only 0.01$

I sell it for $60.00

I'm selling a mansion full of stuff your favorite band touched for all your money.

Oh it looks so cool... UM UM.. but do I really wanna waste all my money... hmm.. ILL TAKE IT! I have extra money anyway. I am selling a fluffy cute cat only for no dollars!

OMG SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-buys it- I SPENT ALL MY MONEY 4 U. I WILL NAME YOU MONEY.

I am selling a robot miley cyrus that can twerk for $19 dollars.

Ew, no! Not a twerking wrecking ball!
*Kicks away*

I'm selling spicy delicious rainbow soup that will burn your tounge off for 10$ + tax!

Heck, I'm always up for exotic foods!-pays-

Im selling time machines that can take you anywhere in time, but if you touch anything in the past or future the world will implode. Only 8$, and customizable!(yes, it comes in police box form too)

HMMM i buy it :D theni sell it to someone else with a high price.
I SELL A TEDDY BEAR THAT CLEANS THE HOUSE AND DOES WHATEVER U WILL SAY BUT IF U FORGET TO GIVE IT A HUG EVERY NIGHT BEFORE U FALL ASLEEP IT WILL KILL YOU, ONLY 100$

Sorry I like teddy kitties more XD and I dont wanna die
I'm selling every single book ever! For 1000$ XD

buy. XD I SELL A UNICORN WITH WINGS BUT IT MIGHT BARF RAINBOWS. 10 DOLLAZ

BUY

i sell every single episode of mlp + the rest of season 4 and season 5 through 8 for 100 dollars

BUY, DEFINITELY.

I sell a voodoo doll that does everything you tell it to do (except killing itself), but in addition, every command you do, you must give part of your life away. *-* Only 0.0000001$~

BUY.

A kitten for $1.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

No thanks ^^

I sell yarndoll mouse from transformice in ebay for 20000 dollars

NO way 0_0 I aint dat rich XD

I sell bookz

w00t! I'll buy them ^^

I sell my fanfiction ------> Topic-623630 xD *insert an epic jk*

no thanks. sorry :(

i sell a ZEBRA only 25 bucks! but he sometimes kicks out randomly.
bump

Sure o_o i will train it to kick my enemies >:D

I am selling a spider
IF IT BITES YOU YOU WILL BECOME POPULAR AND WILL HAVE THE POWER OF READING PEOPLES' MINDS
no you will not become spiderman
WARNING: the bite with hurt rly badly forever
it costs 1 dollar o_o

I will buy it, but i will not let it bite me. It would be a pest devouring spider because i hate mosquitoes.

I am selling an adorable cat.
She is very nice, and although she still has her claws, she will not use them
However, it will take months, even years to potty train her, and until then she will go where she wants to.
Price: $10 (das cheap for a cat)

sorry but no im allergic to cats, and when i stayed over at my friends house her cat was nice at first then got annoying :/ not a cat person

Im selling a bunny
she is nice and loyal and protects her owner
but she also has a dark side, when angered she will take all of her anger out on the first person she sees
she carries a huge mallet for some reason
she gets angered easily o_o
IM SELLING HER FOR $398274392579893
jk
Its for $6

YES I'm buying it I need someone to rage with.
I'm selling a fake booty o_o it make s your butt bigger when wore for 5 hours its 8.55
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