Tbh most stuff I wouldn't want to hear have already been told,
"Do ___ or I won't be your friend." I've learnt to be a dodgy fella here but there's been countless times where I was guilt-tripped into doing what they said because of this before.

"Would you stop talking like that?" I have a weird American-Indian accent mix and I don't know how to stop it. I'm teased a lot because of it so I'm quite sensitive when someone brings it up.

The general micro-aggressions because I'm from the US

"Want to see my best friend?" already happened twice, and the worst part is neither of them remembered that they called me their best friend once.

And just,, you know, silence. You know how you start talking about something you find really interesting and soon you realize no-one is hearing you so you slowly shut up?