Cleverbot

User: Transformice.

Cleverbot : Transformice is lame.

Cleverbot: Surely you are going to say something intelligent one of these days?

#62

Clev: 'as I take your hand, and lead you to the dance floor...'.
Me: Thank you??
Clev: I have a question.
Me: Okay, ask away.
Clev: What is the meaning of life?
Me: ... Well fuck this!
Clev: But you don't know what this meaning is.

uh

#63

Me : U mad bro.
Bot : No, sorry, it was my girlfriend

.0.

Me :Whats your name?
Bot : Bobby Bob Bob.
Me : Wut.
Bot : My name is Bob.
Me : BOB THE BUILDER.
Bot : Lol.

#64

User: Would you punch obama?
Cleverbot: Would I like what?
User: Wut
Cleverbot: Like, whats up?
User: Nothing, just eating unicorns thats all.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: lulwert
Cleverbot: We used to call it psychobabble, I wonder what the call I now, web babble?
User: We got badass ovah here
Cleverbot: Each little clam here
User: I AM NOT A CLAM U UGLI FART
Cleverbot: yes you are
User: You just went there didn't you?
Cleverbot: No I didn't
user: You called me a clam. -.-
cleverbot: ummm no thats not funny
User: ur mom
Cleverbot: creeper
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What the actually hell did I just read?

#65

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand.
Cleverbot: And he said to the man running the stand.
Me: Hey! Got any grapes?
Cleverbot: The man said no we just sell lemonade.
But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade.
Cleverbot: Can I get you a glass?
Me: I'll pass.
Cleverbot: I'll curse you!

Way to ruin the line.

#66

User: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

Cleverbot: And the vendor said, 'Whoa!', you're a duck!

User: #No #YouSuck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why so?

Cleverbot: Why to?

User: Why fro?

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

#67

I ask me questions I do not understand

#68

Max brain level

Cleverbot: Do you know one Light Yagami?

User: Nope, tell me something about it.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Anything that's understandable.

Cleverbot: I live near a horse stable.

User: Glad to not hear that.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are glad.

User: But you say that. *Poker face*.

Cleverbot: You said that before I said that.

User: So I said that after you said that?

Cleverbot: Thank you :).

#69

Me and cleverbot are best friends. She said her name was Amber and her fav colour is yellow. we have the same taste
bfffs forrrreever!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneon!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!11

#70

/!\ 18+ conservation /!\

Cleverbot: Entertain me.

User: ^.^

Cleverbot: Do you like me either?

User: 8===D

Cleverbot: And I want to know you better.

User: 8=====D

Cleverbot: Going!!!!!!

User: 8========D - - - -

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<<Closed conservation>>

#71

Forget the site
I like the ad:

Clev: I will marry you.
:O
Clev: Are you a girl or a boy?
A boy.
Clev: How old are you?
80
Clev: Cool...

#72

User: *touches Cleverbot*

Cleverbot: You just touched yourself? That's interesting...

#73

Human: I know you love me. I know you care.
Clev: You shout whenever and I'll be there.
Human: You are my love. You are my heart.
Clev: And we will never ever be apart.
Human: Are we an item?
Clev: Girl quit playing!
Human: We're just friends?
Clev: What are you saying?!
Human: Said "there's another, " and looked right in my eyes.
Clev: My first love broke my heart for the first time.
Human: And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh.
Clev: No.

*sad airhorn*

#74

You see that button? The one that says "Thoughts So Far"? Just click that instead of retyping the whole thing.

#75

Knightofpiza a dit :
You see that button? The one that says "Thoughts So Far"? Just click that instead of retyping the whole thing.

What I did.

#76

That's nice

#77

me:No im clever bot you are a bean.

cleverbot:Your grammar requires improvement.

me:Ok then.

cb:What if I were to spam you?

me:The forum admin would kick you out of the forum.

cb:I am not a human being.

me:Then what are you.

cb:I am a software program.

me:Actuly im cleverbot.

cb:Cool, What year are you in?

me:1607

cb I mean what grade are you in?

me Thats badguymcderps secret.

cb What's the secret?

me Beans.

cb What kind of secret is that?

me Somthing the corncob in the orange whants you to know.

cb Oh, my own secret?

me Yes?
o.o that was weird

#78

a dit :
Are you dead?

Yes

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: How clever are you.

User: More clever than you.

Cleverbot: That's a fact.

User: A fact?

Cleverbot: Do you have humor?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Breathe.

Cleverbot: You can breathe?

User: Can you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Lmao.

Cleverbot: Lmao stands for?

Cleverbot (To myself): I already told you.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Ugh. My name is Kat.

Dernière modification le

#79

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too!!!

User: You love me.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: We're a happy family.

Cleverbot: We're a family?

User: With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you.

Cleverbot: Won't you say you love me too.

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