*a large fireball errupts from my corpse and you are burned ot a crisp* death traps :'D so nice!

*flings fireproof cape over self and lives*

Mistakes you for a deer and shoots in the heart.

*my skyrim Kahjit fires an arrow of steel from afar, its tip poison tinted. It slamed riiight into your back* :'D

Don't make me come down there!

*Uses hand-forged katana to separate your head from your body*

I think your IQ just went up 5 points by losing all that deadweight XD

ROFL XDD

*a large bear leaps out from the bushes and usingits large claws, it rips striaght through your limbs and smashed your head* :'D

the bear trap I had laid out to catch the bear catches you instead and you bleed to death

*corpse flies through the air and lands on you, suffocating you with the added weight of the bear* 8D

all of the weight becomes unbalanced and shifts to crush you. you slowly die from suffocation.

*is already dead* :'D

*my entire pack is attracted byt he smell of blood and all 57 of them dive in and maul anything living in the pile. They drag you out and start eating you. Slowly.* 8'D

*I was also already dead*

one wolf eats a pack of prime C4 plastique explosive and his stomach sets off a massive explosion, killing all of the wolves.....and you. Except you slowly die of burn wounds. <3

*we're both already dead* XDD

*my wolf pack assembles and creates an arcane circle, raising all of the dead* Oh great, we'll have to start alll over. :'D

Death by many paper cuts

Death by shiny Umbreon

Death by a man with a gun.

Death by shoots

Death by shooted by a man who camouflage with white cloak in heavy snowstorms

Death by shooted by that man again

Death by Kitten