Why not?
-takes-

A swimming pool made of jello?
[page get]

Take it!

A flying robot shark with a flamethrower in it's mouth you could ride, but could try to eat you instead?

I take it.

I give you a link http://tinyurl.com/cn773qw

Leave it and copy and paste the link to siteadvisor.

I give you a cup.

Take a dump in it and mail it to Russia.

I give you a stick.

i take it and poke u with it :D

I give you a candle :O

Take it
I give you five million marshmallows and a cup of your dad.

Leave it

I give you a drill :O

Take it and drill the brains of sharks.

I give you a pie that's pie flavor.

take*drils a holl to find dimonds*

i give you a hug you might like my hug but my fingers are pointy!

WEW AM not LESBAIN LEAVE IT!
if i gave u a chance to save the world just to kill your self and you will save the world

Leave it. There's already Superman.

I offer you a cup of coffee for 8 AM. But you can only drink it at 8 AM or else you will explode.

Leave it. I can by my own anytime.

I offer you a mouse?

Take it. It can be adopted, right?

I offer you 112490 dollars, but I stole it from the bank.

Leave it.
I offer you a chance to be an unicorn, but it lasts 3 days.

TAKE IT

I offer you to get 1 wish and I will grant it. it might be a trap though

Take it <3

I offer you a chance for a million dollars, but if you win, you'll get robbed.

Leave it

I give you free ticket to Norway, but it's fake

Take it since its harmless? :P

I give you a billion fries, but I eat them all. Too bad. :3

Leave it

I offer you a Golden sword, worth a billion dollors, but it might be cursed....