-Smashes it with a browny-

I create A spy cloak

Gets burnt by a plane engine

I create A hat that says "Eggselent" on it-- only for those who can eat the gigantic 12 egg omelette with 2 biscuits on the side ! :O

But destroyed by ages

I made a Hakarl

I kill your Hakarl with katana

I create Bonsai trees.

I take a flame thrower to it
I create a wheel

I roll the wheel into a volcano
I created a posion spitting kitty =^w^=

I use either alkali or acid (whichever is the opposite of your kittys poison) to neutralise the PH of the poison and kill the kitty. If that doesn't work, I throw it off a cliff.
I create a plate.

I use the plate to eat a sandwich, then I put it in a dishwasher, which I sabotaged, and blows up with the plate.

I create a Tower.

-Throw more brownys at it- >:C

I create a Brownypaw

Get a nuclear bomb, launch it, BOOM!

I create a pony.

But your Pony is killed by a shark

I made a soup

i poisoned the soup

i create a basketball

I shot the basketball.
I create a cake :')

I take you cake and give it to my friend.
I made a teddy bear :3

i rape the teddybear >:D
i buy a pizza

Its poisoned :3
I make a phone \o/

Get a another Atom bomb and launch it at the phone.

I make the Elephants of Harmony.

They step on you :c
I make a new laptop :D

Jhnaln a dit :

They step on you :c
I make a new laptop :D

It's about destroying things. Not about killing the person above you.

I get over 9000 atomic bombs and boom. They destroyed the laptop.
I make Transformice!

It explodes.
I make a shovel >:(