Orginal text:

"Yesterday i sang about frogs"

35 Bing Translations later:

""It is very, very much. He is a man and toads."

original : how about no
35 bing translations later : What do you think
omgf

Original text:

"I'm really hungry right now, I wish dinner would hurry up"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now really, really hungry, he wants to speed up dinner"
Who the fuck is "he"?
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Original text:

I like dogs and cats and all of the animals in the world because they're just so cute and fluffy and I want to hug them"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love dogs and cats, all animals in the world, because they are very friendly, hospitable, I want to hug you"

Original text:

"This looks quite interesting. I wonder what my outcome will be."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Looks very interesting. Point?"

WHAAAAAAt



joseph jackson

I from ES COMUNITY and I think it's so bad, Google Traslator Is the worts

Original text:

" I would have to say go back to 1994 to tell myself as a baby to play all these games that i was late to. :D But then realising it wouldnt work and thus wasting my time, But yet i would instead of wasting time be gaining time. At which point my brain would explode :/... Well it was fun while it lasted i suppose."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

" in 1994, would like to see all the game select the room: D, but you have to know what is the advantage and a waste of time, but it's something. In this case. The brain makes the explosion:/... It's fun all the time. I think that"

I decided to have some fun with this by posting what i replied to in another thread. Lets just say it made no sense from the beginning.

Original text:

"Rainbow potatoes are neat, let's fight with them "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sakhong need to make real."

Dafuq is sakhong

Original text:

"My bunny is so adorable!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There are a lot of rabbits."

I only have 1 :O

Original text:

"I love to potato all day with my rainbow potato and my powerful leek"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Poireaux aunt every day the power of love"

What?

"ur mom is one big bitch"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V
V<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
"Your mother was a great whore she dies"

Original text:

"seriously, ackuna? is that such a name for this -BAD translator?- I bet its not even bad. maybe its a PRO translater. "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ackuna seriously? It's a bad name? I bet even worse. Perhaps because of academics."

well...

" My neighbor's dog swallowed a rock "

" Neighbour to swallow a piece of stone's dog. "
:o

Original text:

"I hope i will transform into a powerful werewolf this night."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I said: Hui is a werewolf."

or
"If you wanna troll me... troll me!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you want to NAB."

Original: How badly can you screw this up?
35 translations w/ random language: "It would be a bad thing?"

Not that bad...

Original: "The men walked towards the school and found the doors were shuttered. They pried open the padlocks and found it to be empty."
35 translations later: "Here you can find the complete high school. A clear picture to the TJLP"

I searched up TJLP and found that it was either a law thingy in Illinois or something related to taxes in Brazil

???????? ???? ?

Original text:

"I like to eat chinese food. "

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I love Chinese food."

Orginal text:

"my cat is fat and sleeping all days"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My cat is fat and sleep all day"

...

Original text:

"His father nearly crossed the line when he kicked a mouse over his line. He was trying to get his team back when he did it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Located on the border with the mouse, because almost none of the group."

Original text:

"Can we have a cheeseburger? We went to the supermarket to buy some fast food for our food place."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hamburger; When you purchase the product. Food"

"imma derp your a derp we are all derps *D*"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hriizr and implementation of the set"
is that even english? 0-0
"I hate you stalker"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Do you hate the stalker"
...
"stupid stupid stupid"

...18 SPAM translations later, Bing gives us:

"DOM"

i cant even.... .-.

"I like Ice cream"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Like a scoop of ice cream."


Original text:

"I like soup "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Love SOS"


wow

Original text:
"Swimming mother, the girl asked: "These people are very, very rich, why not?""
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Fields. Girl: I don't know why these people."

One bad translater to another.