go to school

TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE LIKE A BOSS PLEASE!

watch videos about it

teach me how to do magic my future replier

Do magic.

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Teach me how to jump

Push your weight into your legs and fly into the air

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Teach me how to life

Life? Hmm life.. Just be life

Teach me how to be awesome

Learn the ability to fly.

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Teach me how to cook, please!

No. Stay in school kid.

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teach me how to dougie

Just do it.

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Teach me how to be a llama.

be a llama


Teach me how to be the first person to eat ice cream in space while riding a pig that keeps farting

say nope

Teach me how to not love the charecters N and Ash from pokemon.

Blink 3 times and off it goes.

Teach me how to play this game.

You try to annoy every single person in the room and kill everyone as shaman and type in "GIFT ME PLZ IM POOR!!!!1!!!1!!1!@!!!11ONE!!!!!eleven!!!"
in chat all the time.

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TEACH ME HOW TO EAT PINEAPPLES

Go to spongebobs house

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Teach me how to get fraises free plz

Do it yourself.

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Teach me how to double jump

Walk left and keep jumping until you die.

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Teach me how to cheese hack

Eat cheese

Teach me how to get a pet box ^▽^

buy it

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Teach me how to dance correctly pls