Katy Perry dark horse

Real lyrics: Make me your Aphrodite
I heard: Make me your wife

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The Cure - Doing The Unstuck

Misheard: And other cherry worlds you know.


Real lyrics: And other dreary worlds you know.

.____.

Its not me but my brother thought Micheal Jacksons billie jean's lyrics were "the chair doesnt live by the sun" rather than "the kid is not my son" xD

Oh dredle dredle dredle,I made it out okay....

royals Lorde: You can be a green bean= me: You can be green pee

Never say goodbye : Oh I sw-wear to u I feel care fo-or ho al-th- the zomb- biez 2. POUND CAKE : I MEK SUM POWND CEK SUM SUM SUM SUM SUM SU-POLD CNEK

Lolokizka a dit :

Katy Perry dark horse

Real lyrics: Make me your Aphrodite
I heard: Make me your wife

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE SAID DARK FORCE. NOT DARK HORSE.
also, "trick don't kill my vibe" (the edited version of this )
I always thought it said "drake don't kill my vibe"
because drake is so emo..... I was dissapointed once I realized he was saying trick.



"drake don't kill my vibe,
drake don't kill my vibe,
I can feel your energy from two planets away
I got my drink, I got my music
I would share it but today I'm yelling
DRAKE DONT KILL MY VIBE
DRAKE DONT KILL MY VIBE"

One Republic- Counting Stars
Misheard lyrics: "And we'll be counting Farts"
REAL lyrics: "And we'll be countng Stars"

I am so dumb..

Pharrel Williams- Happy

Misheard lyrics: "If you feel like a Wolf without a Woof"
REAL lyrics: "Ifyou feel like a room without a roof"

Everytime we touch
Misheard Lyrics: Everytime we **** I get this feeling"
LYRICS: Everytime we touch I get this feeling"

Why WHY AM I SO WEIRD ._.

I can only remember the songs from THE CURE that I misheard... Why I don't know.

Mint Car:

Misheard, "Clouds and fire. Everyhting is like I dreamed."
Real, "Clouds drift by and everything is like a dream."


Inbetween Days:

Misheard, "Yesterday I've got so scared. I should've liked a job."
Real, "Yesterday I got so scared. I shivered like a child."

e.e

Rascall Flatts

"I just wanna fart on you" < Fail
"I keep falling back into" < Yes!

Rock the casbah by the klash

Misheard "rock the dance floor, rock the dance floor"
thought I finally got it right "Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar"
actual "rock the casbah, rock the casbah"

Madness of duke venomania english cover by razzy

Misheard lyrics: Fragrance in my pants
Original lyrics : Fragments of my past

I dont know the name of the song but i heard it in a car ad, and im sure the last part of the bit is not the roght part

Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my ma and pa, not the way that i do love you.
Holy moly me oh my, catch a ferret by the thigh, that dosen't mean i dont love you
Hoooome. Let me come HOOME
HOME IS WHEREVR YOU ARE


Ok

Suit & Tie - Justin Timberlake

"Show me yo boobies"

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Rock the casbah by the klash

Misheard "rock the dance floor, rock the dance floor"
thought I finally got it right "Rock the cash bar, rock the cash bar"
actual "rock the casbah, rock the casbah"

ahahah And I heard in the same song

"F--- the Kezban" >.<

Lyrics: "Oh just hold on"
Misheard: Oh my whistle blows

Song: Justin Timberlake - Suit and Tie
Lyrics: "And as I've got my suit and tie....."
Misheard: "And as long as I've got my super power!"
I don't even know where I got that from.

^ omfg XD


The Cure - The Perfect Boy

Misheard, "But I'd love to you to take my child."
Real, "But I'd love you to to take my time."

I found the real word by myself. It's definetly "time" not "child". xD


Let It Go

Misheard, "You'll never see the grind."
Real, "You'll never see me cry.''


Maybe Someday

Misheard, "I had changed your hair."
Real, "I've had a change of head."
>.<

''tonight we are young
so we set the world on fire
we can do a dryer''