i will mary her

"Uh...okay?"


"What the crap?..."
Those two.

I would thinks its a joke

Immediately engage, marry, spend honeymoon in Greece, have several other mini-dates, create 5 offspring, win the lottery, buy a new home, buy $10,000 worth of weed and burn it all in a bonfire, create 5 more offspring, sue the US, win, launch coup d'etat with family and bribe army to takeover US, establish absolute dictatorship for 10 years, step down from power and appoint Morgan Freeman and Miley Cyrus as next dictators, sacrifice one daughter to the cat gods of the sky, argue, divorce, live the rest of life in a cottage, and get murdered by the cannabilistic hillbillies at age 70.

I would be like: Sorry, I'm not searching for someone.

Cant remember if i posted on here but..
Flirst Back
E: Flirt

some 1 said this to me but should i say it?

Probably assume they were joking or making fun of me.
Doesn't matter, I have a girlfriend anyway so even if they weren't kidding around, it'd make me uncomfortable.

quit wasting time and get down to it

Xxfreespirit a dit :

I would thinks its a joke

this^

Be like: PLEASE JUST RUN AWAY TO AFRICA.

this happened today and
i just
sat there

because i have a bf
and it was so akward
o.o

Lagiacruss a dit :

Awkward mumbling about how I'm asexual ensues.

asexual = lack of sexual attraction
aromantic = lack of romantic attraction
celibacy = unmarried
bachelor = not married, not with somebody (living)

Act really hot around the person but when she comes and ask me something, act indifferent and pretend to ignore the person until she feels so jealous and bad that she leaves me

It always happen to me on virtual world games. Girls would start flirting with me, thinking I'm a boy. But I'm really a girl, I just appear to be a boy cuz I feel like to, so whenever that happens, I would be like, "Umm, go away this is awkward and I don't even know you...plus I'm a girl too, so yeah..."

Give them my 'number' (Fake number ofc)

In tfm? Flirt back :P

Irl? Get away from me lolol

Flirt back, of course

I don't want to deal with The Feels™, so I have a pretty indifferent attitude towards anyone who flirts w/ me. It's complicated-