ERROR u need to enter SOMETHING in! (takes ALLL ur money for punishment.) Enters 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.

ERROR your penny is to rusty!
*Inserts Penny*

Error , machine does not exist.

*Insert Penny*

ERROR the penny you have inserted is a violation to the terms of this Candy Corn Machine.

*Inserts Penny*

ERROR the candy corn u want is sold out.


*Inserts Penny*

Sorry, the Bubble Gum flavored Candy Corn is out :(

*Inserts Penny*

-ERROR- Sorry, but due to historical events, we have once came across a fellow with a pickle and desires to avoid such conflict to happen again. (In other words, we just don't like yo pickle in yo avatar pic)

-inserts meh shoe- *hobbles away on one shoe*

(smells) EWWW u just won a stinkeh shu back! (takes fluffy cloud back) inserts golden penny with some pickle on it.

Sorry we do not accept golden pennies or pickles. No candy corn for you ^_^.

Inserts the word *penny*

Error sorry this is a word and I dont eat words come back later when you get a real penny

*inserts a normal penny*

Error that penny is the wrong color, we only accept rainbow pennies

*inserts penny*

Error:This is not a Candy Corn Machine.
*Inserts Peeeennyyyy*

ERROR* You did not inter in a *penny u inters in a Peeennyyyy.... (inserts fluffeh cloud)

ERROR: this cloud is too fluffy. we only except semi-fluffeh clouds.

*inserts ma cheeze*

Sorry, we only accept fraises.


*Inserts $1,000,000,000 dollars*

Error: This machine will selfdestruct due to the amount of money.

*inserts vaporeon*

Error: Viscera splatters everywhere and machine malfunctions.

^ Skipping
ERROR: Ash caught it a split second before you put in in.
-inserts Firestar-

Error: This machine only accepts RiverClan cats.

-inserts hamster-

ERROR:Hamster is too fat and doesnt fit in.


*Inserts pen*