I was drinking milk saw calories .. and then someone screamed and then saw someone I really fear and then idk -.-

i had a dream that i was in a comic with batman and some other superheroes and batman was chained up in prison from joker and we had to save him and when we ssaved him

he was so hot wow

and then we hid in the comic looking hotel

- I slept with my window open - My window gives on to the only big enough road for lorries in the hole of my town -

I was speaking with someone, don't even know who
And a normal conversation until the other person made a motor-bike noise "Brrrrr BRRRRRRUMMMM"
Conversation goes on then "BIIIPPPP BIPPPP" "VRUM VRUM !"
cars honking ...
And then "VRRRROUMM VROUUUMMMM" and the person sticks their face against mine spitting everywhere while imitating a lorry
"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP"
And I wake up.



It's just the busy 4 o'clock in the morning on a town's main road.

I was at a strange library that I had never seen before and then daleks were chasing me. (I know nothing about them except for their name and how they look and that they are an antagonist from Doctor Who).
so they took me to a big building where they lived and they didn't kill me because I pretended to be one… so they turned my whole family into bad guys… it was weird.

My best dream was that there was an age requirement of 18 to use the internet. Twas gude.

I once had a dream about a thread. That particular thread had bad grammar and bad spelling in the title. The person that created said thread was sent to typing school, and came out a good typer.

I've killed lot of people and I was in the insane asylum.
But I escaped from it :)

I was playing an Aj Adventure, with a dark purplish background, lighter purple ground (phantom colors), with a withering tree in the back (simular to The Hive, the grounds a bit like cave floor) and I encountered a DIAMOND! (As big as 2 bunnies put together, and looking like the crystals u find in the adventures) then I picked it up, Happily skipping and rejoicing, then came across ANOTHER!

THEN THE DREAM ENDED!

i got my fetish from a loli that is all

I was a mouse and got killed by a cat
Blame her ->

I was at my home when suddently 3 criminals get out from an portret an wanna kill meh with guns ._. .

I was in a canteen. Suddenly there was an outbreak of a giant gray tabby with its tail leaving traces of ketchup. I ran away and on the way there was a strange woman who was pregnant. Her womb was transparent and her unborn offspring was a skeleton. She said 'isn't it cute?'

i had a dream i was eating my pillow. woke up to eating a marshmallow

When I went to the store with my friend and the sellers were Russian and then one Russian killed the other Russiand and then stole every apple juice from the store and then we were like: YAYAYAY FREE STUFFFFFFFFF and then went riding unicorns.

LEMME TELL YOU A TERRIFYING DREAM.

So one day, We were going to bed at night, and then we all stayed active in the room.

Suddenly, I heard a clattering noise downstairs.

I told everyone "THERES AN INRUDER IN OUR HOUSE" and I told everyone to stay put.

I took a risk to go downstairs to see who it was, but it turned out it was a kid and his gang playing a trick on me!

"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE" said the kid. He was seen in my other dreams before, and he was also constantly playing pranks.

*dream ends*

Laddee a dit :

I was in a canteen. Suddenly there was an outbreak of a giant gray tabby with its tail leaving traces of ketchup. I ran away and on the way there was a strange woman who was pregnant. Her womb was transparent and her unborn offspring was a skeleton. She said 'isn't it cute?'

my sides
i cant

It was a warm summer day, I was sitting on my porch listen to Justin Bieber wishing I could just meet him. I cry, knowing I will never meet Justin Bieber. I close my eyes and begin to drift off. I see Justin, we are in bed. Justin places me on my hands and knees. Im ready. Justin is too big, but i endure it for Justin. I wake up, it was just a dream. Justin Beiber is love. Justin Bieber is life.

I had a dream that I could only post in caps lock cause my caps lock key was broken.

A unicorn was screaming out ''LETS DO ITTTTT!'' I was like ''WTF is this!? unicorn rape!?'' and so I shot it and it was bleeding out rainbows.

I was Ness, a little boy from Earthbound

Then suddenly, im fighting Pokey, and giygas appears, blahblah

but suddenly, mE (real life me) BREAKS IN SOMEHOW AND DESTROYS GIYGAS WITH RAINBOWS
TASTE THE RAINBOW