Yes

Can I turn into a toxic puddle that all your enemies will step in?

Ofcourse.

Can I give you this poisonous cake?

never

can i hit you with a fork?

yes [you can try]

can I offer you some fried chikoon?

never

can i judge this fish?

Yes.

Can I eat this chicken?

No, i wanna eat it lol.

Do you want this can of cream?

Nein.

Can you knot?

of course ;-;

Are you a boy?

Ye.

Will you make a cookie for me?

Of course.

You are born in the summer?

never

Are you a girl?

How did you know? :o



Is your profile pic of a cat?

Yes.
(how did u kno amg u is illumnati!111oneone!!!111)

Can I slap you?

nah

do you drink water everday??

Yes
Do you have a pet?Or had one?

Yes I have a cat.

Do you woke up today before 7 AM?

i guess?


Can i have your blood? If not can i have your kidneys? *puppy eyes*

NEVER, BIATCH. *Hisses*

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May I take your soul?

Never. You're human aswell!