But I don't have one ;-; Wait...

DERP! I ate your hair!

my beutiful heir.
i just sprays it
and you ruins
WHYYYYYYYYYY
moddafugga WHYYYY

DERP! i ate ur cheezburgur

I WILL KILL YOU!!! I LOVE TEH CHEEZE!! (Not the burger thoug...)

DERP! I ATE YOUR PENIS

i dont have one

DERP! i ate UR penis.

imma gurl T^T

DORP! I ate ur house!>:3

Thats not very nice? did your mom teach u manners?


Derp! I ate your Pear >:D

Whatever, I dun need it.

Derp! I ate your fav sandwich!

Idgaf.

Derp! I ate your crushes and besties

My what? O.O


Derp! I ate the FIRE in yo Firepalce woop i'm on fire *Elsa walks in* (uh oh) (I had too)

-throws water bucket at you-


Derp! I ate your candy!

It'll give you cavities...
Lots of cavities...
-twitch twitch-

Derp! I ate your portals!

ah but i still have a portal gun -shoots portal beneath me and above me and falls through it- TH-IS-IS-SO-FR-IK-EN-CO-OL!

I ate ur pie

...what? No derp? No derp means NOTHING!
You eat that pie, I dont care!
You forgot the sacred DERP! GAAH! -walks away-

Derp! I ate your money!

i dont need money, im a cat


Derp! <--------(sacred derp) I ate ur pony

Which one? Twilight? Fluttershy?

Derp! I ate your pizza pie!

lol dats poisenous

Jadelion a dit :

i dont need money, im a cat

Fawfulized a dit :VoirMasquer

Which one? Twilight? Fluttershy?

Derp! I ate your pizza pie!

omg discord

Cutekins a dit :VoirMasquer

i dont have one

DERP! i ate UR penis.

nu im not

Rainpawnine a dit :VoirMasquer

My what? O.O


Derp! I ate the FIRE in yo Firepalce woop i'm on fire *Elsa walks in* (uh oh) (I had too)

UR A PHOINEX HERRY DERP I ate ur life...

oh well it sucked

DERPDERP I ATE UR MEATBALL

o hell no

derp i ate an orignal cupcake

ok...


Derp! i ate your keys >:D

then how the hell am i going to get into the house. i h8 u

Derp, I ate your whole fridgerator.