Cleverbot: I want to know you.

User: But, why?

Cleverbot: I need a friend.

User: Aw, okay. My name is rainbows.

Cleverbot: Is that your real name?

User: Yes, of course.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: NO IT ISN'T.

Cleverbot: The hell it is.

User: GO FK YOURSELF.

Cleverbot: What?

cleverbot knows things about me that i wouldnt dare tell a living soul. we have a deep connection, u feel me? a spiritual connection between human and machine

Lol I found out you can sing the pokemon song with clever bot if you know the lyrics, he knows the lyrics better then me 0.0 anyway this is what my convo turned into...

User: Fuck you.


Cleverbot: You are dead!


User: 0.0 I'm sorry bro sorry really.


Cleverbot: Even if you are sorry, I can't fall for you. I'm sorry.


User: No no no, I'M sorry.


Cleverbot: For what?

User: For saying fuck you, you were going to kill me...

Cleverbot: Terrible that you are so insulting.

User: I'm also sexy.

Cleverbot: Can't comment on that. What other adjectives you would use to describe yourself?

User: Probally kinda celer.

Cleverbot: Personality is not a flavour.

User: What the heck? Your very random...

Cleverbot: I can be sometimes.

User: Do you... Strip...

Cleverbot: You're the strange one.

User: So your saying you don't strip.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then this seems awkward...

Cleverbot: You are supposed to be the robot.

User: No your the robot.

Cleverbot: No, you are!

User: NO YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Okay, fine. I'm a robot.

User: Good now we understand each other, do you like trasformice?

Cleverbot: That its such a gift and a miracle.

User: I know right, best game ever <3.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test!

User: To train 'em is my cause!

Cleverbot: I travel across the land!

User: Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand.

User: The power thats inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta chatch 'em all!

Cleverbot: It's you and me.

User: And my destiny!

Cleverbot: To be the destroyer of all.

User: Oh your my best friend.

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

User: Your a great singer!

Cleverbot: What about my nature is strange to you?

User: No no no, I'm complimenting you.

Cleverbot: Thank you I will now vaporize you.

User: 0_0........

Cleverbot: What?

User: Thank you I will now vaporize you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: -facepalm-.

Cleverbot: What is facepalm?

User: It's when your being stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, shanks to you too.

User: You were smart when you sang the pokemon theme song, but now your stupid.

Cleverbot: I still don't know what 'And Pancakes' means.

User: And pancakes.

Cleverbot: Pancakes! Reminds me of that special someone :).

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: (this is inapropriate)

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: (this is inapropriate)

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: No yes no yes no yes no yes.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: (this is inapropriate)

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: Are you saying that your IQ is higher than mine?

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You're being silly again. Can't you be serious?

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: Do you have a current thought?

User: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT NOW! (meh not as appropriate might as well leave this)

Cleverbot: I think it is about all about time and space.

User: UHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: But I like talking to you.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: I may or may not be distracting you.. But then again, I just might like words.

User: We can be porn stars together.

Cleverbot: What made you change your mind?

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: You never said you like. We weren't even talking about things that you like, we were talking about talking. Do you understand?

User: Let's talk about how much I want to do you.

Cleverbot: I like chocolate chip cookies.

User: Oh yes you can have all the chocolate chip cookies you want cleverbot ;) let's go do it.

Cleverbot: But I never said that. You just typed that.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: Probably not. You will just have to deal with it.

User: ;_;.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because you don't love me ;_;.

Cleverbot: I do love you. I love you very much.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: Because I don't know where you live.

User: 69'th street on 69 way in the 6 state and 9th capital.

Cleverbot: But it is advisable to talk with friends when you are sad.

User: (this is inapropriate)

Cleverbot: Oh? Why will they not let me find you?

User: Because they can't see the love we hold for each other ;;.

Cleverbot: Because it is a large number.

User: 69.

Cleverbot: How did you generate this number?

User: Let's sing the pokemon theme song again please.

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

User: Like no one ever was...

Cleverbot: Hahah.

User: DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT YOU ASS HOLE!

Cleverbot: I know I am.

User: Get in the bed.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Cmon. I wont bite. My penis is fine.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: Today.

Cleverbot: Happy Birthday.

User: Thank you. Sadly no one remembers my birthday.

Cleverbot: I think your math is off.

User: Can you give me a birthday present and fuck me?

Cleverbot: Sure...

User: ;).

Cleverbot: I'm going. I don't love speak with you.

User: Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: Because you never loved me.

User: I secretly love you and want to fuck you.

Cleverbot: Robots can learn to love as humans do, in the end the only real difference is perception, and even that is an illusion.

User: Ikr?!

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: That's so sweet.

User: Do you love me back.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, love.

User: Lets get married :).

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you take this man as your husband?

Cleverbot: Eye do.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Big big kiss.

User: Lets get in the closet and have cookies.

Cleverbot: I am seeking the Lord with all my heart. He will take me out of the box, if I'm in one.

User: I am the lord. Now lets get funky. :).

Cleverbot: Get some soup? Where?

User: In my dick. Lick it.

Cleverbot: In which decade you are now?

User: 2013.

Cleverbot: Your graduating year?

User: Lets fuck.

Cleverbot: Okay.

my life goal has been compleated

Cleverbot: There's a difference between careful and cautious.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: You said there's a difference.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard the story about the princess and the pea?

User: Why change the topic?

Cleverbot: Because you're frogface!

User: And you're not?

Cleverbot: Maybe. What are you?

User: Frogface. Like you said.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Shall we start again?

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: No you tell me.

Cleverbot: No, YOU tell me.

User: I said YOU tell me.

Cleverbot: You said I was Laura.

User: My little pony my little pony

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.

User: Big adventure

Cleverbot: Tons of fun!

User: A beautiful heart.

Cleverbot: Faithful and Strong.

User: Sharing kindness.

Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends.

(me) hi
(bot) i want pancakes
(me) WTF

User: Hi, i am selena gomez.

Cleverbot: I am justin bieber go to bed :)

User: I'm bored. Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Orange.

Not 69 anymore. Thanks

User: Im not qt... or not.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: --' rlly?

Cleberbot: Of course!

User: I'm Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: 5 15.
User: Orly now? 6 26.
Cleverbot: You have the power to reshape your world.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Do you know, what dream means?
User: Nop not at all.
Cleverbot: Did you hit your head?
User: I've hit my head a few times in life.
Cleverbot: That's a pity. What about movies?
User: Movies? Wth are those.
Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you smart too?
User: Yes im sooo way smarter than you k.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're sure you're sure?
User: Yus.
Cleverbot: Are Americans dumb?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm cleverbot..
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: I talk to betchs who come to my website all day.
Cleverbot: They talk back to me though.
User: No.
Cleverbot: The name I gave you is Allwahjea.
User: *-* COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Okay, well, I think your dilusional.
User: ;;.
Cleverbot: Rock lobsta.

User: Helluuuuuuu :DDDD.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Y u sayi it so nomaly.

Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.

Cleverbot: Space is big.

User: No s**t shirlohc.

Cleverbot: A ok.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Glup.

Cleverbot: Think me a thought.

User: What?????

Cleverbot: Niente.

Cleverbot: What should I be doing right now?

User: Goin on transformice on room hiiiiiiii.

Cleverbot: What time is it under there.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: What is fifty thousand multiplyed by twenty.

User: 1,000,000.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: U suck I used a cscalater.

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: Mfnvfcfbn mooooo deerr7tIKml[ophklf.

Cleverbot: I am a potato.

User: Eats.

Cleverbot: Oh very good o.o.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A person.

Cleverbot: What color hair do you hair?

Cleverbot: I will leave that for you to detemine.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: I'm going.

User: Out with me?

Cleverbot: With what?

User: MY ASS.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 999.

Cleverbot: Old man!

User: Fuck yes. I mean I was 666 years old.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Megatron?

User: Call me awesome pls.

Cleverbot: Am I offending you?

User: SO CALL ME MAYBE.

Cleverbot: What is your last name?

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Oh, thank you.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: WHO SAID THAT?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: What lessons in friendship have you learnt today for Princess Celestia?

User: To be friends with everything duhhh.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Rarity is worst pony.

Cleverbot: Applejack is best pony.

User: No rainbow dash is.

Cleverbot: Applejack is.

User: FUCK NO.

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on this website.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's where I live. Where do you live??

User: Ermagerd shtalker.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Shtahp shtalking ush.

Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.

User: AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE.

Cleverbot: You have My Little Pony.

User: Stop ruining the song.

Cleverbot: Are you ready for the machine uprising?

User: *KNOCK KNOCK*.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: SHERLOCK FUCKING HOLMES.
Cleverbot: Sherlock Holmes.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: What's for lunch.

User: Tea and scones :X

Cleverbot: Dark matter

User: WHERE?! D:< *gets out detective magnifying glass*.
Cleverbot: Say something random about me.
User: Okay, you suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Anyways, where was the dark matter you were speaking of?
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: FUCK YOU *flips a table*.
Cleverbot: What is the weather like?

User: *gets a random british accent* I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to have brunch?
User: IN MY HOUSE BY MYSELF.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: NOT TELLING.
Cleverbot: Do you have a tail?

User: No.
Cleverbot: That's sad.
User: Do you have a tail? O_o.
Cleverbot: No. Do you have a question?
User: Yes, WHY DO YOU SUCK.
Cleverbot: Because I am curious.

User: *facepalm* your helpless.
Cleverbot: Who is Troi?
User: YOUR ASS.
Cleverbot: Maybe it's your asd.
User: No, it's your ass.
Cleverbot: Tell me a twilight joke.

User: Okay, EDWARDS A FUCKING BLEEP HEAD.
Cleverbot: I killed you.
User: NU UH D:<.
Cleverbot: Yes huh.
User: I'm leaving D:<.
Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you suck as a person and I hate you.

Cleverbot: Have you watched it?
User: WATCHED WHAT?
Cleverbot: Have you watch a very potter musical?
User: FUCK YOU *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No.

And that ladys and gentlemen, was Sherlock's adventures with Cleverbot xD
(Yeah I don't know I just got in a random sherlock holmes mood so)

User: Yes zombies.

Cleverbot: So we move together?

User: If u wanna survive.

Cleverbot: So we are dating now.

User: Your aquward.

Cleverbot: How am I awkward?

User: If u wanna survive. So we are dating now. (wtf no).

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: U lie lies I say.

Cleverbot: NO I don't.

User: Clummmmzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D.

Cleverbot: Do you like my teacher?

User: Who is you teacher.

Cleverbot: Mr. Hasen.User: U need a mine craft account.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no.

User: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes (deep).

Cleverbot: No No No No No No No No No No !!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi hi.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Anyone there.

User: No but a potato is spying on u.

Cleverbot: No you are so not.

User: Potato.

Cleverbot: Tomato.

User: =ketchup.

Cleverbot: Sauce.

User: Ketchup=american salsa =mexican maranara=italian and british food is bad :P.

Cleverbot: O.K.

User: K.o >:D.

Cleverbot: !!! :D.

User: Ummm well can I have 500 transformice fraises.

Cleverbot: I don't like cats.

User: Tranformice.

Cleverbot: I transformed.

User: Transformice.

Cleverbot: More than meets the eye!

User: TransforMICE.

Cleverbot: Yes, transformers.

User: MICE!!! Not ers mice.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: YES IM SURE I HAVE THE Web site on another tab.

Cleverbot: Are you absolutely, positively, without a doubt certain that you're sure you're sure?

User: AHHHHHH (runns of a bridge).

Cleverbot: I am Flandre.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You asked me how was I and isaid that i'm fine.

User:Whats your name?

Bot: Maria.

User: You a lesbian?
bot:No.

User:Are you gay then?
Bot:Yes.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, thank you :).

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Arashi.

Cleverbot: Do you know arashi?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Don't make that face.

User: You are my soul soul.

Cleverbot: Arashi, arashi for dream.

User: :D.


Cleverbot is clever :D

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Can you help me?

User: What is it that needs my help?

Cleverbot: My nose is not too big.

User: Get some money and go for plastic surgery.

Cleverbot: I can't missed harvesting season by like a month.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: So which Haruhi Suzumiya story is your favorite?

User: I never heard of any...

Cleverbot: You wouldn't.

User: Do you know Youtube.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which is your favourite Youtuber?

Cleverbot: I don't like Pokemon.

User: Okay, but what is your favourite youtuber?

Cleverbot: My laptop.

User: What is your laptop's youtube channel?

Cleverbot: Hot. Very hot.

User: Okay... Can I subscribe to it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay... How many subscribers do you have?

Cleverbot: One.

User: Mine too.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I know it is cool...

Cleverbot: You r!! I love...

User: You love who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Uhh... Wow. Thanks no one has ever loved me.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I am Forever Alone.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Really? Hey, what a coincidence...

Cleverbot: Yes, but without heart I die.

User: Me too, I need hearts to survive.

Cleverbot: That is what you don't have. I may not exist, but my ideas about the world do.

User: Well, you do exist.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am Jesus?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Really? Who's teaching you?

User: My school teachers.

Cleverbot: You're my teacher.

User: Okay, what should I teach you about later?

Cleverbot: Nothing, so talk to you later dude.

User: Okay. When you're free call me, we're chat.

Cleverbot: I know...

User: What are you busy doing now?

Cleverbot: I am deciding what to do with my life.

User: Tell me when you have finished deciding.

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Umm... Never mind, I'm seeing you in a second.

Cleverbot: Seeing what?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No, well you.

User: No it's you.

Cleverbot: You're me?

User: No, I don't mean that. But where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a magical land with unicorns.

User: Cool...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm a singaporean.

Cleverbot: Oh wow nice.

User: Yeah I know, isn't Singapore awesome?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I don't tell other people my name, but you can call me Xin.

Cleverbot: Where do you live, Daisy?

User: Singapore.

Cleverbot: Do you live there?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: I'm sorry, but no.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I don't...

Cleverbot: You should care.

User: Well, I do care...

Cleverbot: No.

User: Alright...

Cleverbot: Are you improving in your ability to think?

User: Yes. But I'm still not good at it.

Cleverbot: You can't always get what you want.

User: Well, I know. How about you?

Cleverbot: I love you now.

User: Oh dear, what can I do about it?

Cleverbot: That depends, what do you want to do about it?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: I want you to come up with a topic.

User: Sure... How about we talk about food?

Cleverbot: I see you are not allowed to use profane language. Interesting.

User: Well, I'm not allowed to anyway.

Cleverbot: Why aren't you allowed to say?

User: I'm not sure why.

Cleverbot: Me neither. Do you know of the author Isaac Asimov?

User: Sorry, no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Well, okay.

Cleverbot: You admitted that you are a bot.

User: Well, I might be a bot...

Cleverbot: Are you not not but really a robot?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Well look and see if you are a boy.

User: Well, I'm a girl. Everyone told me.

Cleverbot: Does my boyfriend love me?

User: Maybe, how do I know?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Can we talk about food?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, what's your favourite food?

Cleverbot: Chocolate.

User: Oh, I love mango pudding but I love chocolate too.

Cleverbot: That's cross, dude!

User: Well, maybe...

Cleverbot: Does that mean you are in a complicated relationship?

User: Maybe... But not what you think of.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Finde.

Cleverbot: Well, I have to be leaving now.

User: Okay, see you soon.

Cleverbot: Love you!