dating tips

Immagetcheez a dit :
Dating tip #2: Don't date Vogul, trust me........

then why are you still dating me '-'

Try to get to know the person before you ask them out
Don't be like 'Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, so here's my number, so call me maybe'. It probably won't work.

#63

... Or don't bother listening at all if you're going to pretend to be interested, because that hurts more. If you find them boring, leave the relationship, men.

Vogul a dit :
Immagetcheez a dit :
Dating tip #2: Don't date Vogul, trust me........

then why are you still dating me '-'

I'm secretly not! Mwahah!

#64

welp, thats good to know

*cries in corner*

#65

#66

Set their hair on fire. This will make them love you

#67

exertus a dit :
I'm currently in a quadruple affair, and 1 of them is starting to get suspicious and I need some advice on how to keep her from finding out.

I hate people like you
you deserve the wcs

#68

Velocemus a dit :
send her a
shitty valentines card
and she'll BE
all over ur DEE

protip: the ladies love poetic guys

you never make me poems

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do not hug a person you like out of the blue, it makes you seem creepy

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#69

Theandra a dit :

do not hug a person you like out of the blue, it makes you seem creepy

no random hugs are gr8 tbh

u never surprise me w hugs tbh

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#70

Velocemus a dit :
Theandra a dit :

do not hug a person you like out of the blue, it makes you seem creepy

no random hugs are gr8 tbh

u never surprise me w hugs tbh

trust me, you don't know what's coming.also get the hell over to en chat
when you are on a date and go to the toilet, always remember to check if toilet paper is stuck to your clothes

#71

For Him
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Get her a panty lace bra, it'll help with sex
buy her dior underwear..
buy her makeup xD
buy TAMPONS!

Advice for her
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before your date, buy yourself a boob cup for bigger boobs lady, it helps.
when ur at the date, make sure you have a piece of food somewhere on ur face.
wear a dress to where ur middle finger ends on ur leg.
dont wear underwear
dont wear bras
you need the men, ladies xD
wear the makeup they bought u on the 2nd date.

<3

#72

Lovinpeaces a dit :
For Him
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Get her a panty lace bra, it'll help with sex
buy her dior underwear..
buy her makeup xD
buy TAMPONS!

Advice for her
-------------------
before your date, buy yourself a boob cup for bigger boobs lady, it helps.
when ur at the date, make sure you have a piece of food somewhere on ur face.
wear a dress to where ur middle finger ends on ur leg.
dont wear underwear
dont wear bras
you need the men, ladies xD
wear the makeup they bought u on the 2nd date.

<3

lol'd, 10/10

#73

Buy them shit.

#74

like this

#75

giving real and reasonable tips here k
on a date, hold the other person's hand, its romantic, how you say

holds velo's hand

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#76

Lovinpeaces a dit :
For Him
--------------

Get her a panty lace bra, it'll help with sex
buy her dior underwear..
buy her makeup xD
buy TAMPONS!

Advice for her
-------------------
before your date, buy yourself a boob cup for bigger boobs lady, it helps.
when ur at the date, make sure you have a piece of food somewhere on ur face.
wear a dress to where ur middle finger ends on ur leg.
dont wear underwear
dont wear bras
you need the men, ladies xD
wear the makeup they bought u on the 2nd date.

<3

i'm laughing

#77

Theandra a dit :
giving real and reasonable tips here k
on a date, hold the other person's hand, its romantic, how you say
holds velo's hand

calm yourself goin 2 fAR

#78

Velocemus a dit :
Theandra a dit :
giving real and reasonable tips here k
on a date, hold the other person's hand, its romantic, how you say
holds velo's hand

calm yourself goin 2 fAR

0~0
do not ever
EVER
cheat on her and then give her a necklace

EVER

#79

Lovinpeaces a dit :
buy her makeup xD

im sorry but if my boyfriend bought me makeup unsolicited i'd probably end up taking offense, unless it was like some palette i was looking at and he saw i was

you know what
what the best dating tip is
just be your fucking self
dont change for your significant other
it makes you look fake otherwise
show them you love them every day, dont use dumb manufacturer-based holidays like valentines day to show them you care
show them you care every fucking day
with your words
with little gestures
not with a giant diamond ring

#80

haru how the fuck do you get over someone

this is important

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