Because that pokayman avatar is better then that mokay mouse thing.

Mommmmm, why are my farts on fiiiyerrrr??

Don't complain, fire just made them less smelly.

Mum, why is my dad on fire?

We uh... had a... disagreement...

Mommmmm why is the milk on fire?

Well... I don't kn... WHAAAAAAT. Oh, yes, I put your milk on fire...

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Mum, why is my bf on fire? HELP

he's trying to kill himself, let him be

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mum, why is my dessert on fire?

Sweetie, You know i'm not very good with ice cream stuff.


maaaaaaaaa why was my head shaved in my sleep

it wasn't shaved, it was on fire and burnt off.

mum, why are you on fire?

YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR SETTING YOUR MOTHER ON FIRE.

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Mum why is my math teacher on fire

Because she's a ho, sweetie

Mum why is the dishwasher on fire?

skipping prain cos they didn't say why the dishwasher was on fire
it's on fire cos you put clothes into it instead of the dishes!

why is Yang from RWBY on fire?

because no one knows her

Mom, why is this glass bucket of water on fire?

because it's not water, it's GASOLINE!!!

Mum why is the baby on fire?

BUY ME MORE JEWELRY

Mama why is my brand new £1000 guitar on fire?

Because you shredded too hard.

Ma, why's my cereal on fire?

Because you put fire into it

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Mum, why is my pet doge on fire?

I don't know, honey... Oh, wait. WHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

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Muuuummmm, why are all my drawings on fire? ): You said you love them, didn't you?

Sorry, it's your sibling's fault!

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Mum, why is my water glass on fire? :(

Because you were high last night and thought your water glass was a candle holder.

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Mum, why is my computer on fire?

It overheated last night :(

Maaaumm!! Why is my homework on fire...