If I'm eating tortilla chips or something like that,
I grind it up with my teeth till its soft and mushy/able to mold it like clay
I make a pile of it inside my cheek like a chipmunk
Then I spit it out in my hand
and eat the ball of saliva covered whatever I hell I just ate again.

I was reincarnated from a cow ok.

starwisp a dit :

If I'm eating tortilla chips or something like that,
I grind it up with my teeth till its soft and mushy/able to mold it like clay
I make a pile of it inside my cheek like a chipmunk
Then I spit it out in my hand
and eat the ball of saliva covered whatever I hell I just ate again.

I was reincarnated from a cow ok.

What the hell

OH, AND ANOTHER ONE: Whenever I get a cut or end up bleeding from an injury somehow, I'll squeeze the fecker to make as bloody of a mess possible.

Some people might also call this gross, but occasionally I get all my snakes out and just lay down and plop the pile on top of my stomach or chest, and just lay their as they crawl everywhere. Very relaxing. I'm still trying to get enough snakes to make a pile so big, I can make a snow snake angel in it.

When my lips are chapped, I curl my lip and start peeling off the top layer of skin on it.
And I sometimes eat that peeled-off-skin..
[size=9]It doesn't return the favor, though. The skin on my lips are pretty sensitive now. ;_;

I sometimes wondred how Laundry detergent tasted.

Zakryah a dit :

by "dick" do you mean sausage cuz it says female on ur profile

Since when does 'dick' mean sausage as in the food?

Fnafmike a dit :

I sometimes wondred how Laundry detergent tasted.

I imagine it tastes salty. I guess this is where the phrase 'curiosity killed the cat' can be applied.

Lilytenten a dit :

When my lips are chapped, I curl my lip and start peeling off the top layer of skin on it.
And I sometimes eat that peeled-off-skin..
[size=9]It doesn't return the favor, though. The skin on my lips are pretty sensitive now. ;_;

I eat the peeled skin of my lips all the time. It grows back eventually.

If I don't have nail clippers on hand, (which is most of the time because CERTAIN PEOPLE KEEP FUCKING STEALING THEM) I'll cut my fingernails by ripping them off with the nails on the other hand. Lately, I've just taken to sawing them off with a pocket knife.

Fnafmike a dit :

I sometimes wondred how Laundry detergent tasted.

I can't answer this question, but I can confirm that Pangea Crested Gecko Diet really does taste like salty, protein-flavored bananas.

Smackin ma butt

huggykitty a dit :

Zakryah a dit :VoirMasquer

by "dick" do you mean sausage cuz it says female on ur profile

Since when does 'dick' mean sausage as in the food?

And as I've said a few times now, I love acting feminine and wearing skirts [on Nekodancer] and stuff. It makes me feel so cute and gurly.
But I'm actually a boy

I did not know that
I'm sorry for all the times I referred to you as a she

Pee in the shower.

@Starwisp what the hell

i used to chew my ds styluses

Mix foods together

When my skin is peeling off, I like to peel it off fully and then play with the peeled off skin

idk
then my skin hurts tho because sunburn oww

Snowdragonf a dit :

i used to chew my ds styluses

i did that too.
i also ate chalk.
but now i eat Chew Kleen Ex's..
dear god help me.

griffincraft a dit :

huggykitty a dit :VoirMasquer

Zakryah a dit :VoirMasquer

by "dick" do you mean sausage cuz it says female on ur profile

Since when does 'dick' mean sausage as in the food?

And as I've said a few times now, I love acting feminine and wearing skirts [on Nekodancer] and stuff. It makes me feel so cute and gurly.
But I'm actually a boy

I did not know that
I'm sorry for all the times I referred to you as a she

No please continue. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy and feminine :3 Don't ask

eeveewings a dit :

Snowdragonf a dit :VoirMasquer

i also ate chalk.

i eat chalk too lord why

chalk tastes good tbh
lolwhat

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