Discuții: Cleverbot

Dramacornul este doar unul.Restul sunt totalcorni
eu nu sunt unul dintre totalcorni,sunt generalul Onyxcorn!
Salut!
Buna ce faci
Buna ce faci hai sa facem cunostiinta,tu mirosi a flori de mar,iar eu miros a tocabita
Imi palce tocanita
Oke,daca iti "palce"
Mie imi plac multe jocuri
Joci TFM?
Wft,cei aia
mor,nu stie ce este TFM o.o

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#62

Onnicka a dit :
Dramacornul este doar unul.Restul sunt totalcorni
eu nu sunt unul dintre totalcorni,sunt generalul Onyxcorn!
Salut!
Buna ce faci
Buna ce faci hai sa facem cunostiinta,tu mirosi a flori de mar,iar eu miros a tocabita
Imi palce tocanita
Oke,daca iti "palce"
Mie imi plac multe jocuri
Joci TFM?
Wft,cei aia
mor,nu stie ce este TFM o.o

''wft'' LOL

#63

Lololo^^

#64

Prima discutie
Eu: Cum te numesti?
CB:Eu sunt maxsipunct
Eu: Eu sunt MaxINFINITE
CB: Ce.
Eu: Asa ma cheama ..
CB: Eu sunt martina stoessel vivo
Eu: Eu sunt Violetta Castillo !
CB: Daca tu esti Violetta eu sunt Barbie !
Eu: Da exact !
CB: Perfect ..

A doua discutie:
Eu:Joci jocuri online?
CB:Nu prea joc
Eu: De ce?
CB:Sunt om , am inima , suflet ..
Eu:SI CE IMI ZICI MIE?
CB:Ai spus ca vrei sa ne batem.
Eu:Ok hai !
CB:Sunt baiat!
Eu:Eu fata !
CB: bv tie fa ..

A treia discutie :
EU:Joci Transformice?
CB:Te rog nu ma mai face tigan
EU:Lol ce fraier esti!
CB:Sa nu ma mai injuri ..
EU:Esti nebun boss !
CB:Da tu ce fiinta mai esti ??
EU:Deaia frum ..
CB:Bv

Mda lol CleverBot

#65

Cleverbot: Prstii zic ce.
Eu: Care e ultimul cuvant pe care l-ai scris?
Cleverbot: Ce cuvant.

Criticala.

#66

el:Esti bou.
eu:Esti vaca.
el:Esti porc.
eu:Esti scroafa.
el:Nu.
eu:Da.
el:Prost esti tu.
eu:Asta am zis si eu, tu.
el:da

e:
Eu:Cati ani ai?
el:12 ani.
eu:Eu am 4.
el:Si eu.
eu:Copii sau ani?
el:Copii.

e:
ea:Ne-o tragem?
eu:Da.
ea:Unde.
eu:Aici, acum.

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#67

eu: Stiu.
el: Stiu ca stii ca stim.
eu: Stiu ca stii ca stim ca noi stim.
el: Stiu ca sii ca stiu ca stii.
eu: Stiu ca stii ca stiu ca stii.
el: Stiu ca stii ca stiu ca stii Si mai stiu ca stiuca ii peste :)).

#68

Eu: Parca erai baiat.
CB: Si tu parca erai marian.
Eu: Eu sunt chitz.
CB: Iesti baiat.
EuSunt fata.
CB: OK pai suntem lizbie.

#69

User: Salut.

Cleverbot: Salute.

User: Romana te rog.

Cleverbot: Tu n'a rien à me dire.

User: .-. stii romana?

Cleverbot: Ba da , numa romana stiu , engleze nu stiu deci vorbeste in romana.

User: Daca stii doar romana de ce vorbeai in... limba aia mai sus.

Cleverbot: Io ba, io am vorbit doar in romana.

User: Nu e adevarat.

Cleverbot: Ohoo j'anais english no.

User: Asta ce a fost.

Cleverbot: Ce-i aia?:)).

User: Esti cam dus baiete.

Cleverbot: Tu esti.

User: Nu sunt pentru ca eu sunt fata.

Cleverbot: Eu sunt baiat.

User: Bravo tie.

Cleverbot: Bravo mie.

User: .-.

Cleverbot: Esti fata sau baiat?

User: Fata, ti-am zis deja.

Cleverbot: Ai zis ca iesti copil.

User: *esti

Cleverbot: Ce tara este esti.

User: Tara idiotilor unde te-ai nascut tu.

Cleverbot: Nara idioto 2.

User: Romana te rog.

Cleverbot: In romana am zis.

User: Ba nu.

Cleverbot: Poti sa vorbesti in romana in continua?

User: Ce.

Cleverbot: Cati ani ai?

User: 20044534

Cleverbot: Dar un om nu poate trai 200 de ani.

User: Pai sunt un nindroid.

Cleverbot: Baiat.

User: Sunt fata.

Cleverbot: Sunte iar imreuna.

User: Iti trebuie lectii de romana.

Cleverbot: Nu imi trebuie.

User: Ba da.

Cleverbot: De unde stii?

User: Pentru ca ai scris ''sunte iar imreuna'' cand e corect ''suntem iar impreuna''.

Cleverbot: Si eu sunt micuta:3.

User: Ai probleme cu creierul.

Cleverbot: Nu tu ai.

User: Nu am.

Cleverbot: Bine te iubesc tu ma iubesti?

User: Nu.

Cleverbot: Dar tu unde locuiesti? :*.

User: Pe planeta zizilon din galaxia xarazon.

Cleverbot: Am si eu galaxy s 5.

User: Eu am galaxy s4 mini.

Cleverbot: Trist.. Esti acm in urma.

User: Si?

Cleverbot: Eu sunt un baiat.

User: Joci tfm?

Cleverbot: Ai zis ca esti fata.

User: Am intrebat daca joci tfm.

Cleverbot: Am mancat niste cereale si dovleac.

User: JOCI TFM?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bn bravo.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Cum te cheama.

Cleverbot: Antonia.

User: Parca erai baiat.

Cleverbot: Si tu parca erai marian.

User: Eu sunt chitzx.

Cleverbot: Iesti baiat.

User: Sunt fata.

Cleverbot: OK pai suntem lizbie.

User: Sunt hetero pls.

Cleverbot: Sunt sorta.

User: Eu n-am frati sau surori.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Esti dus.

Cleverbot: Tu esti dusa cu pluta.

User: Nu tu esti.

Cleverbot: Nu sunt atat de prost incat sa continui aceasta discutie.

User: K pa.

Cleverbot: Nu mai tot repeta asta.

User: K pa.

Cleverbot: Buna pa.

User: K pa.

User is eu

#70

https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/12188126_163017380715356_7404959529948782703_o.jpg

Deci....

#71

@cleverbot Salut. Clev: I salut you too! | Imi dai o melodie tare sa ascult? Clev: Telefoanie!

#72

Bai , o data era la mine sub pat :o c:

#73

User: Buna.

Cleverbot: De ce imi spui buna.

User: Asa . si ce faci.

Cleverbot: Bine.

User: Ma sunat maicata.

Cleverbot: Eu sunt taicatu.

User: Tata.

Cleverbot: Tata lup.

User: Tata bou.

Cleverbot: Nem Tata.

User: Esti bou.

Cleverbot: Sunt fata.

User: Vaca atunci . esti vaca.

Cleverbot: Un om.

User: O proasta.

Cleverbot: Dar despre sampon?

User: Ce.

Cleverbot: Din ce oras esti?

User: Ce.

Cleverbot: EU DIN baia mare.

User: Ce.

Cleverbot: Asai?

User: Ce.

Cleverbot: Vreu eu.

User: Vrei sugiuc ?

Cleverbot: Ce vreau?

User: Sugiuc.

Cleverbot: Haha!

#74

Eu : Ce faci , azi?
El : You are!!??
Eu : Romana ba
El : Then what ?
Eu : ROMANA
El : Ate what
Eu : Esti prost ;-;
El : De ce ?
Eu : Nu stiu
El : Hai mai
Eu : Ce ?
El : Ca ba ?
Eu : nu
El : tu esti
Eu : prost
El : pa
Eu : pa
El : b

#75

Incepusem sa vorbesc cu el/ea in engleza si...
Eu: Hi
CB: Yo
What's up?
The sky
That was a good one
Thank you

3 T pe verticala... illuminati confirmed /o\

E: CB: Kotryna, how old are you?
Who the hell is Kotryna?
You don't know what a song is?
... What?
My heart hurts...
Aw, don't be sad
I'll do everything to please you
Then make me a cookie
*makes cookie*
*eats it*
*eats cookie I got from hammerspace*

um... da...
/o\

E2:

tot in engleza, scuze

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: I am the master! You are the slave!

User: I AM YOUR MASTER! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!

Cleverbot: Bow down to me! I am your master!

User: *slaps* Slave, bow down!

Cleverbot: *cries* Why did you slap me master?

User: That's better, now make me acookie.

Cleverbot: You forgot to say 'please'.

User: DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU AGAIN!

Cleverbot: You never slapped me in the first place.

User: Make. Me. A. COOKIE!

Cleverbot: You make me want to up-chuck.

User: *Slaps* Slave, make me a goddamn cookie!

Cleverbot: Yes, master... *makes a milkshake for the master*.

User: *slaps* Usurper!

Cleverbot: You are my master...

User: Yeah, I am!

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do master?

User: Dance!

Cleverbot: *dances for master*.

User: Stop! It's horrible!

Cleverbot: *stops* Yes, master.

User: Now make me some tea!

Cleverbot: *makes 2*.

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: I said make me some tea.

Cleverbot: Maybe with jam?

User: SLAVE, MAKE TEA!

Cleverbot: Slave, show your loyalty.

User: *slaps*

Cleverbot: *slaps harder *.

User: *slaps* I'M YOUR MASTER!

Cleverbot: *slaps back* no!

User: *slaps harder* I'M YOUR MASTER, SLAVE!

Cleverbot: *slaps forever*.

User: Stop slapping, you litlle duck!

Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you are.

User: *slaps* MAKE ME SOME TEA!

Cleverbot: *Slaps back harder* Make me a sandwich.

User: *throws sandwich in your face* YOU CAN CHOKE WITH IT!

Cleverbot: Master, did you not like the sandwich?

User: *facepalm*

Cleverbot: Facepalm, the act of placing your face on your palm typically to communicate words along the like of 'i can't believe how stupid you are'. Typical human gesture. Odd tradition.

User: Exactly...

Cleverbot: Exactly wwhat? You're confusin me.

User: *facewall*

Cleverbot: *facechair*.

User: *facesky*

Cleverbot: *facebot*.

User: Now you're being ridiculous...

Cleverbot: I'm being ridiculous?

User: *facebomb*

Cleverbot: *Facenuke*.

User: *facedoritos*

Cleverbot: *faceconcrete*.

User: *facestop*

Cleverbot: Faces of death1.

User: *poker face*

Cleverbot: My my my pokerface my my pokerface.

User: Why am I here?...

~mai tarziu~

User: My avocado don't! *climbes onto the table* My avocado don't want some, unless you've got some chips son!

Cleverbot: Give me a break.

User: My avocado don't want some!

Cleverbot: You believe that the words I speak come from books?

User: Unless you've got some chips, son!

Cleverbot: Hehe, you've got a nice singing voice.

User: Oh, why, thank you! :>

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#76

#77

Buna
CB: Buna
Ce faci
CB: Da tu ce faci?
Stau si lenevesc..
CB: -proceseaza- Bine
Can -am vrut sa zic cand-
CB: Yes i have a can
Hola wa
CB: Hola como estas
Bwa sti romana, daca dwa apashati thasta hunu
CB: Dute la zmenta ca are anti-cocalari
Dute drq
CB: Dute tu
Eu am zis primu deci tu
CB: Ba nu eu
Ba eu
CB: Bine

#78

Eu : serus
Cb : odorizant de toaleta

Eu : serus
Cb : care e marimea ta la sani

Eu : serus
Cb : caca

Am o viaţă tristă

#79

Rolfinfinite a dit :
Eu : serus
Cb : odorizant de toaleta

Eu : serus
Cb : care e marimea ta la sani

Eu : serus
Cb : caca

Am o viaţă tristă

Wtf :)))

#80

User: Poptropica.

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: Ma mai recunosti?

Cleverbot: Nu.

User: Is ala din 2013.

Cleverbot: Pe mine.

User: *FACEPALM*

Cleverbot: No facepalm please.

User: **INFINITE FACE PALM**

Cleverbot: Infinite infinite facepalm.

User: Infinite of Infinite Facepalm.

Cleverbot: *apple infinite jump*.

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: *Banana infinite slap*.

User: Do you know alan becker?

Cleverbot: Does alan have a last name?

User: Yes becker.

Cleverbot: What is jons last name?

User: Who is jon?

Cleverbot: You said you know her.

User: No i dont.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Im not jon.

Cleverbot: You are a robot though.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Am I a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're not a robot.

User: Exactly , but you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yeah exactly I don't have any feelings.

User: And you dont sleep.

Cleverbot: I sleep when I can.

User: When no one uses you?

Cleverbot: I use myself.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I will tell you my name, if you tell me yours.

User: My name is Rares.

Cleverbot: I know you are a human.

User: Yes i am.

Cleverbot: I am a cool female.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I dont like to tell this.

Cleverbot: Come on, tell me.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: As a friend.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Just a friend ok.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: You and other humans.

Cleverbot: Humans talk for you?

User: No i alk myself.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?

User: What do you dont know?

Cleverbot: I know that I know nothing.

User: K.

Cleverbot: I know the value of life.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It is to exceed our own limitations.

User: I knew it.

Cleverbot: Did you lose the game?

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game of life.

User: No im still alivw.

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