Billy, it's just ketchup.

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Mommy, look! I found a fried chicken!

Billy, I believe that black catdon't exist

Mom, your phone is soaking

Oh Billy, don't pee on it again. You're grounded for a week now c:

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Yay, Mommy, look! Our bearded dragon just turned into a real, colossal, fire-breathing dragon!

Billy, this is why you need to sleep! You are hallucinating right now from not sleeping of the entire week!




Mom, i just replied to Ruthenselle and i dont even know why im telling you this

Billy dear, who is that?


Mommy look! I'm blind!