Yeah. And what.

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Dude you slapped my balls

Can't slap what you don't have.

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Dude, you slapped a wasp!

i tired to kill it!

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dude you slapped my arm!

I'm merely motivating you to give high-fives!

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Dude, you slapped the back of my head!

I was trying to do your hair


Dude you slapped my PS5!!!!!!!

i thought it would fix your ps5



dude you slapped yourself!!

Don't worry, I've done worse to myself.

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Dude, you slapped my hand!

because your hand was gonna slap me



dude you slapped my hair!!

Ok

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Dude you slapped my balls

Rottenappel a dit :

Can't slap what you don't have.

dude you slapped my rat!!

i was trying to pet it because it was cute

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dude you slapped my chicken!

cuz i like slapping chickens, they are cute



dude you slapped my boot!!

there was a bug on it!

dude u slapped my door

i was running away from cops



dude you slapped my cheek!!

Yes because you have cute cheeks!

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Dude, you slapped my dude!

cuz he harassed me!

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dude, you slapped my knee!

there was a fly on it!

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Dude, you slapped my phone!

i tried to break it

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dude you slapped my jacket!!

Dude you slapped my balls

i was bored

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dude you slapped my cat